Super Pat Quest

Super Pat Strips!

2012-02-14T00:48:00.000-05:00

Trying something new here. Introducing:

Super Pat Strips!

I'm equally excited for both.

Video Game Round-Up

2011-12-15T22:12:00.002-05:00

In the last post, I mentioned that video games I usually like playing don't really excite me anymore. It's not like I stopped playing video games, but I certainly don't play them as much. Which is interesting, because I'm not exactly sure why. So I thought I'd do a rundown of the games I've played this year, with a 5 point rating system. Because people like to assign numbers to things!

Minecraft: This really is a heck of a game. It's basically Legos with monsters, and flexes the ol' creativity muscles. The only problem I have is the way the multiplayer servers are handled. I think my crowning achievements were the giant twin statues I made. One peed water, the other pooped lava. 5 out of 5.

Catherine: I really wanted to like this game. It's a puzzle game with a role-playing angle. It's not role-playing in the manipulating of stats and skill sets, but in the decisions you make, choosing between two different women. It's cell-shaded anime-style, like Valkyria Chronicles was, so it looks nice. But it's BOOOORRRRING. Sorry, but block puzzles do not hold my interest. They're repetitive and bland looking. The non-puzzle parts were also boring. I don't want to walk around a diner and talk to uninteresting people. The conversations don;t hold my interest like, say, the ones in Mass Effect do. And I couldn't get invested in the story because like a lot of protagonists in animes, the guy you play as is a COMPLETE FUCKING PUTZ. I hate the guy! The way he "accidentally" cheats on his girlfriend is just stupid, and his "uahh"s and "ummm"s that go with his indecisiveness are annoying as all hell. I appreciate game developers trying something different for once, but you have to make it more fun. 2 out of 5.

Portal 2: I demand you to play it. After playing the first one. My only grievance is that my roommate didn't want to play co-op with me, and played with someone else (the jerk), so I still haven't finished the cooperative mode. But that's not the game's fault. 5 out of 5.

Batman: Arkham City: I loved Arkham Asylum. It set the bar high for super-hero games. But something seemed off to me about its' sequel. The first game's story was tight and the game flowed well. The story in the sequel is just as good, but the flow isn't there. I think that's because of the sandbox-style gameplay. The first game I was getting distracted by Riddler trophies, and this game adds on to it with the addition of side-missions. I'm not as invested in the story because of these distractions. But playing as Batman is fun, and the game is still solid. 4 out of 5.

Battlefield 3: I was a huge fan of the original game, and a bigger fan of Battlefield 2. The Bad Company series never really sit well with me, so I was excited to hear the series was going back to its' roots with this one. The single player campaign is boring, so don't bother with it. This game is all about the multiplayer, and it's fun as hell. But the game has a few small but annoying issues, like how easy it is to steal the enemy team's helicopters. Get those ironed out, and the game is perfect. 4 out of 5.

Call of Duty 8: Modern Warfare 3: I wasn't impressed with Modern Warfare 2, with it's way-beyond-stupid-and-nonsensical campaign story and unbalanced multiplayer, but Black Ops came along and showed me I can have fun playing a CoD game again. So I had high hopes for CoD8:MW3. The story still makes NO SENSE, and the campaign is waaay too short, but it was enjoyable. (Except the ending, where, like the last Modern Warfare, it turns into a quick-time event jamboree.) The multiplayer, however, doesn't do it for me. After the exciting and nicely-paced multiplayer of Battlefield 3, CoD8's multiplayer is just frustrating. It's almost too fast. Pretty much it's spawn, run for about 3 seconds, shoot some bullets, die, repeat. I can't enjoy that. I'll stick with Battlefield 3, thank you. 3 out of 5.

X-Men Destiny: This game had a lot of potential. Choose from 3 different original characters, and 3 different mutant powers, and choose to help the X-Men or the Brotherhood. It had a good story too. But unfortunately it was made by Silicon Knights. What do they make? Oh yeah: SHIT. Ever since they made Eternal Darkness for the Gamecube, which is one of my favorite games, they've been phoning it in, heading downhill with each new release. But back to the game. The gameplay is repetitive and the graphics/physics are bad. But I like that they didn't make you play as a known X-Man, and spotlighted lesser known characters like Northstar and Pixie. (BUUUT they gave Pixie a stereotype teenie-bopper American voice instead of a Welsh accent. Do your research, voice director!) And Wolverine is barely in it, and Cyclops gets the bad-ass cutscene! Because of that, 5 out of 5! Naah just kidding. 3 out of 5.

That's all I can think of for now. Agree/Disagree? Lemme know. Till next time.

Getting Back To It

2011-11-27T02:22:00.001-05:00

Okay, I've had a few beers so I decided to post again on this neglected blog. First off, sorry for the long delay in..well..everything. You see, I lost my job a few months ago so things haven't exactly been going smoothly. No, I didn't get fired for stealing or running around naked at work. The company I worked for went out of business. I didn't think much of it at first, because I didn't feel too strongly about the job itself. But after a while it was getting to me. Food didn't taste as good as it used to, video games I usually like playing don't excite me anymore, and I realized that I just have too much stuff. I stopped going to the gym because I didn't feel motivated anymore. Even the people around me were getting more intolerable.

Even comics, my usual cheerer-upper, had lost its' luster. My favorite comic line, the DC Universe, decided to reboot itself. Some of my favorite titles were cancelled and replaced with books either telling the same stories I've already read, or featuring characters I don't recognize anymore. Really the only two characters I've found worth reading about that are generally unchanged are Booster Gold and Nightwing. THAT'S IT. And Marvel? I don't know what the hell they think they're doing. Seriously, when comics don't do it for me, I know something is wrong. Obviously, there is no way I can create an episode of Super Pat Quest in such a condition. So that explains that.

Luckily I still had my second job, which eventually became my full-time job. I'm very fortunate to have such generous bosses and co-workers. If I didn't have them I'm not sure where I'd be now. And thinking about that made me realize I need to stop whining so God damn much. There are people out there in much worse situations than me. Who aren't as lucky as I am to have so many great things around me. Great roommates, great friends, great family, and the bestest friend a guy could ever ask for.

So what I'm saying is, I'm sorry I've been neglecting Super Pat Quest, both in video and blog form. I'm in much better shape than I was these past few months, and I'm ready to get back to work. I've been going to the gym again, football season is in full swing, and I'm out there socializing once more. Okay, video games still don't excite me the way they used to, and I cut back drastically on my comics, but I don't see any downside in that at all.

Look for some updates in the next few weeks, where I'll try to explain my problem with video games, talk about football a bit, as well as the status of the next episode of SPQ.

Oh, another thing that helped me these past few months is this video here. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Eve of Destruction Cyclops Custom Action Figure

2011-07-08T02:36:00.000-04:00

After making the Super Pat action figure, my interest in making custom action figures had returned. The reason I started all those years ago in the first place was to fill out my Cyclops collection. I would make the figures the toy companies didn't, so eventually I'd have a representation of every costume Cyclops wore in 6 inch scale. I started out with two of them, made a third (that apparently I never posted. I thought I did, but I can't find it) and then I lost interest. Then a couple of years later I made two more, never posted them, then lost interest again. Then a couple more years go by, I make Super Pat, and here I am now, back at it. So for the past month I've been making new customs, to eventually round out my collection. Over the next week or so I'm going to post them here so I can share them. Because it's my blog and I can do whatever I want!

First up is one of those figures I made a few years ago but never posted: "Eve of Destruction" Cyclops

Around 1998 or so Cyclops merged with Apocalypse and effectively "died." In 2001 he came back, and it was clear he had changed since being bonded with an embodiment of evil. To reflect this new darker attitude, he had a new bad-ass costume.

Once I saw this costume I knew I had to try and make it into a figure. It started out as an Ant-Man figure but I replaced the original head with the head of a Gambit figure.

I sculpted the visor and the details on the gloves. I also added some more hair to try and give it that Tom Cruise look he had at the time. I took the straps that came with another Cyclops figure, repainted the red X, and glued them on. I was going to repaint the straps to make it more comic-accurate, but to be honest I liked the way they looked already. A little brown never hurt anybody.

He only wore this costume for a couple of months, but it's one of my favorites. Looking at it now I could improve on a few things, so I may retry this one at a later date. But I'm happy with it enough to move on to other versions of the character.

Drew affectionately calls him "Flock of Seagulls" Cyclops. It's also worth noting that this is my second attempt at this costume. The first attempt was that figure I mentioned before, the one I thought I posted but apparently never did. I wasn't happy with how that one turned out so I made this one as a replacement.

I hope you're looking forward to more custom Cyclops figures, because I've got 'em! I also added a "Custom Action Figures" tag to the right so you can find all my customs with ease. Until next time!

Super Pat Custom Action Figure

2011-06-05T01:44:00.006-04:00

Many years ago I started dabbling into making my own custom action figures. A lot of people (nerds) do it so I thought I'd give it a shot. My first figure was one of my favorite persons: me. After some sculpting and painting, I turned a Mr. Fantastic figure into a spitting image of me. Well maybe not so spitting. It was rough around the edges but I was satisfied enough with it and moved on to making different figures. Eventually I stopped making figures and moved on to other things.

When I pulled Action Pat out of storage for use in the latest episode of Super Pat Quest, I realized just how crummy he was. The joints were loose, the paint was chipping, he couldn't stand up by himself. He got old, just like I did. So I decided to make an update. It wasn't a huge priority or anything, I'd just keep a look out for an opportunity to give Action Pat an upgrade.

Well last week an opportunity presented itself, and I'm proud to reveal the NEW Super Pat Action Figure!!

While walking in a random store I spotted a Tim Hunter action figure with an uncanny likeness to Yours Truly. I thought it would make a perfect head for the new Pat. It even had glasses, which I wear more often nowadays, and it's rare to find an action figure with glasses that isn't Harry Potter. So I popped the head off the figure and put it on Thomas Jane's body. From a Punisher movie figure of course.

Recipe for success... what's with the owl?

Sorry I had to cut your head off, Tom. Anyway under that long black trench coat is basically a guy wearing a t-shirt and pants, so it works as everyday clothing. I sanded down the ammo packs and straps on the legs and repainted everything. I cut pieces off of the trench coat, trimmed it down, and glued a painted rubber band to it to make my trademark jacket. I felt like adding the jacket really made this a Pat figure, not just some nerd in a Punisher t-shirt. I painted over the Punisher symbol though. I haven't worn a Punisher shirt in years.

Yeah I've been working out.

Originally I left the t-shirt black to match the older figure, but I decided to make it gray to add some variety with the black jacket. I didn't paint a thick coat on the pants because I felt the bits of black underneath made it look more like jeans.

I've never looked this bad-ass.

I guess I could've kept the original Tim Hunter body because it looks more like my actual posture, but I wanted a more articulated figure. That and the figure couldn't hold stuff with its closed fists.

What about Fifth Column?

The head sculpt from the Tim Hunter figure was almost too perfect. The hair was similar to mine and the goatee was already there so the only thing I had to do was paint the eyes green. No sculpting needed!

So will I get back into making custom action figures? Maybe. There are some holes in my Cyclops collection, and if the toy companies won't make them, I guess I have to. Still, I have a lot of things on my plate, including making awesome videos for you guys to enjoy.

Overall I'm very happy with how Super Pat turned out. Maybe I'll make a Drew figure for him to punch. In the meantime, enjoy the rest of the pictures.

The Blue, the Gold, and the..uhh..Pale?

Who's next?!?

Thank You, Smallville.

2011-05-15T20:49:00.000-04:00

As most of you know, Smallville's series finale was this past Friday. Also as most of you know, I'm a huge fan of Superman. He's my favorite superhero. What? Oh, I see..some of you seem confused. Sure I may rant and rave and have awesome logos designed for the blog about Cyclops, and some others may have heard me babble on about Booster Gold, but to me there was never any doubt about who my favorite superhero is. Only the best.

So when it was announced over ten years ago that there was a TV series in the works depicting the early years of Clark Kent, I was very excited. So I tuned in...for ten seasons. TEN SEASONS! It's remarkable that a TV show can stay on the air for ten years, let alone a show about a comic book character. But it all came to an end on Friday night. So what follows next in this post are my thoughts. I may delve into spoiler territory here so if you haven't seen it and plan on watching it, stop reading now.

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GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST IT WAS AMAZING!!!!

::ahem::

Okay now that that's out, I'll be a little more specific. The finale delivered on everything I wanted it to. It was well written, beautifully acted, and just damn made me feel good.

During this final episode, Lois and Clark were due to be married, but both of them began having doubts...until they read each others' vows. The vows were beautiful and pretty much summed up why Lois and Clark belong together. Lana? Lana who?? And because Lois' father couldn't be at the wedding (I guess Michael Ironside was busy), Lois was going to walk herself down the aisle. But Clark wouldn't have that! No, he surprised her at the last second and walked her down the aisle himself. Very touching. Paul, stop calling me a girl.

Also, Clark was having trouble letting go of the past to become the hero he needs to be. But as his mother and the late Jonathan Kent helped him realize, it's the past and all he's learned from it that makes him who he is. If he gives up on it, he misses the point entirely. The scenes with Clark and his father were among the best in the episode. Pa Kent died a few seasons ago, and his presence as a ghost in this episode isn't really explained, but really, it doesn't need to be. He's there to help his son, it's as simple as that.

Oh, and Lex Luthor has returned. He's been dead for the past few years and he was sorely missed. Lex was one of the best parts of Smallville's early seasons and his scenes with Clark really stand out. So when he and Clark were reunited in this finale, it was awesome. It sets up Lex's role in the mythos quite nicely, with one of the best written scenes that's ever been in the show.

The season arc has been about this seemingly unstoppable bad guy (Darkseid for those who care) bringing Apokolips (uhh..Hell) to Earth, "tagging" people who succumb to their dark urges and doubts. Things come to a head, and it's up to Clark to stop it. Before he goes off to fight, the episode delivers one final wonderful scene with Clark and his parents in the barn that he grew up in. He then confronts the bad guy, and during the fight, his Kryptonian father, Jor-El, reminds Clark of all the good he's accomplished. This results in a little trip down memory lane, as they show quick snippets of the best scenes of the entire show. It reminded me of how awesome this show has been over the years. After the flashes to the past, Clark is back in the fight...and he's FLYING. I'd been waiting ten years for this to happen and it was finally happening right before my eyes. Nerdgasm!

This leads to what we've all been waiting for. Clark heads to the Fortress where Jor-El tells him he's proud of his son, and says it may be his Kryptonian heritage that gives him his powers, but it's his time in Smallville, and the upbringing of the Kents, that made him the hero he is. And with that, Jonathan Kent gives Clark the blue and red tights. "Remember Smallville," he says. And Clark takes off, changes into his new suit, to save the day.

He saves Lois (who is on board Air Force One), and has a small moment where they smile at each other through the plane window. Nice touch! Then it's off to stop the big planet that's about to crash into Earth! Oh did I mention? Apokolips is a planet. Anyway, he does, as the whole world watches, bringing hope to all those who have been "tagged" and officially "untagging" them.

We then flash to seven years later, in the Daily Planet. Lois! Jimmy Olsen! Perry White! Clark! GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST! What's that? A bomb in an elevator across town? Clark goes to the roof. Wait, what's that music? Is that...? YES! It's the John Williams theme!!! Nerdgasm again! I'm literally at the edge of my seat at this point. As that fantastic theme plays, as does the last scene in Smallville. And it's what I've always wanted the last scene in Smallville to be. Clark takes off his glasses, runs toward the camera, and rips open his shirt to reveal that all too familiar "S" on his chest.

And that was Smallville's series finale. I've watched it twice now, both times taking in every minute, getting goosebumps, becoming a bit teary-eyed (shut up Paul!), and loving every bit. My ten years of faithfully watching: rewarded.

The series as a whole was pretty good. It changed over the years, starting out as a story about a boy growing up in a small American town, falling for a girl, while coming to terms with the fact that he's not like anyone else. Then it became about a man trying to figure out his place in the world, and over the past few seasons it became a straight-up superhero show. It had its' ups (the Justice League!! YAY!) and downs (Lana posessed by the spirit of a 19th century French witch? What???), but it was satisfying overall. And I'll miss it.

So thank you, Smallville. Thank you for entertaining this comic book nerd for ten wonderful years.

No Need to Fear, Super Pat is (still) Here!

2011-05-06T15:07:00.000-04:00

Hey Super Pat Quest-a-ronies! Sorry for the lack of updates again. Not to make excuses, but I've been a little busy with real life stuff. And sometimes I forget that I don't have to post a video to let you guys know what's going on. And with that awesome new logo that Jesse made for me (above!), this blog deserves to be updated more often. With that said...

I plan to update this blog at least once a week, maybe even twice a week, from here on out.

I may have promised this before. Actually, I'm sure I did. But I'm not about to look through the six years of posts to see how many times I actually said I would update more often. By my best guess it's probably around seven...

Anyway!! Look forward to more updates. I'll be talking about several things that's been on my mind lately, from serious stuff to just plain no-one-really-cares stuff. Including updating my comic book pull list on the right there. I've dropped a few titles since then, more on that later.

And as for the next SPQ video, it's planned and in the works. Very little filming has been done so far, but it will be worth it when it's done. Timetable: 3 weeks. Let's get this done!

Super Pat Quest: Episode Nine: One Point Two

2011-02-17T13:52:00.001-05:00

The wait is over! In this episode, Phil delivers a brand new theme song for Super Pat Quest! Also, what's Super Pat been up to since the previous episode? And what's this about being mistaken for someone else?

Thanks to everyone for their help (and patience) with this episode. Tell me what you think!

Cooking with Food with Phil: Cooking with Food with Earl

2010-12-24T14:19:00.000-05:00

It's Christmas Eve, so hows-a-bout a new holiday-themed episode of Cooking with Food with Phil? You might see a familiar face in this one!

Have a safe and happy holiday everyone! New episode of Super Pat Quest to come REEEAALLL soon!

Episode 8 Post-Game

2010-09-14T18:17:00.000-04:00

I'm still not sure what to call these AARs (After Action Report) I type up for these episodes. So I'll throw random names out until one sticks.

Anyway, as I said before, this episode was a lot of fun to make. It made me a little nervous though, trying to align everybody's schedules so all four of us could appear on screen at the same time. But it makes for a great screen-cap. Once again I have to thank everyone involved for their patience. With so many people involved, the likelihood of mistakes increased, and you guys hung in there till we got it right.

The idea of making a new theme came from the constant mocking of my current theme. I originally made it because I wanted something that wasn't licensed or well known, or was something I made myself. Since I don't know how to play a musical instrument, my mouth was all I had. Naturally it was going to be made fun of. So I thought, wouldn't it be great to base an episode around my friends and co-stars making themes for me, with disastrous results?

I think my favorite was Drew's Matlock opening. I used to watch Matlock as a kid and I loved it. Older people had The Andy Griffith Show, I had Matlock. That's who Andy Griffith was to me. I took a lot of care making sure the Super Pat Quest version did justice to the original opening. After it was done, I would play it at least once a day, usually while getting ready for work. And it ends on a beautiful iconic image of myself and my co-stars.

Here's the original, for those who have never seen it:

Matt's theme was really tough to do, because I wanted to pick a zany, off-the-wall song that wasn't known and I could put lyrics to. The bit about the chipotle sauce was true, I tricked Matt into drinking it. Matt did a great job, and he proved that he's a better dancer than me.

Paul's theme was entirely his idea. Following me around with the camera while singing "Chocolate Rain"? Brilliant! And he wrote the lyrics himself too. I'm not linking to the original Chocolate Rain. If you don't know what that is, go find it and you'll be humming it to yourself all damn day.

Finally, Phil. I kept his involvement a surprise and it payed off. Phil is a very talented individual whom I am very happy to work alongside. Putting him in my video feels like having James Franco appear on General Hospital. I look forward to working with him again, and soon!

That's it. Thoughts? Comments? Put 'em down!

Super Pat Quest: Episode Eight: Theme Party

2010-09-10T16:57:00.000-04:00

It's business as usual for Super Pat, until his brother Matt stops by with some surprising criticism. How does Super Pat react? Are Paul and Drew here to help? One thing's for sure: Something is gonna change!

This episode was a lot of fun to make. It may be my favorite so far, too. Special thanks to my brother Matt, Paul, and Drew. We all had a hand in writing this one. You guys did an excellent job. You also had a lot of patience while making this video and I appreciate it.

A follow-up post will be posted in a couple days. Until then, watch this one SEVERAL times!

Baltimore Comic-Con 2010

2010-08-28T23:10:00.001-04:00

Another year, another comic book convention. It's been said that the Baltimore Comic-Con is the last big convention focused solely on comics, meaning no movie panels, no television panels, no actors, no porn stars. It's just comic books and comic book professionals. For someone like me, that's perfect!


Enter here!

I actually had a different mission this year. The past couple of years I've been perusing the scary, unpredictable world of independent comics. Talented people who love comics that decide to make their own books, selling them to anyone who gives them a chance. It's adventurous, because you really have no idea what you'll find. But this year I decided to bring a list (with various Cyclops, Blue Beetle and Booster Gold related comics). I was going to plunge into the back issue bins searching for those comics that accentuate my collection.

Zombies! Thanks for posing, assholes.

I woke up early this morning and caught a ride on the Metro. (No way I was driving into the city.) As I approached the Convention Center I noticed a crowd outside the building. This is nothing new, but going inside I saw there was a HUGE line to buy tickets. The biggest I've ever seen here. It brought me immense satisfaction to bypass the line, go to the will-call booth, and pick up my FREE pass. Being a retailer has it's benefits. Walking in, smug happy face.

War Machine

I immediately set off on my search. Found one of them, Uncanny X-Men #45, took it to the cashier at the booth, that'll be $95 WHAT?!? Eheh...nevermind... This isn't going to be as easy as I thought it would be. I decided it would probably be best to scout the area, see what my options are. While walking around I see a lot of people in costume. It's an awesome sight, but I don't think I'd ever go in costume, always being stopped to pose for pictures with kids and such. But I applaud those who do!

Catwoman and Poison Ivy

As the day went on, I found a lot of what I was looking for. Luckily all of the issues were reasonably priced, some as low as a dollar. I even found a cheaper copy of Uncanny X-Men #45, not as good condition, but I don't need it to be pristine. I circled the floor probably 20 times, each time finding something else to own. It was around the time I literally bumped into a Gears of War Carmine that I realized...this place is PACKED! The floor was even bigger than last year, more booths more room, but there was definitely more people this time around. This comic convention thing must really be catching on!

Harley! She was adorable, and even did the voice!

After chowing down a soft pretzel I decided to attend the DC Comics panel, and that was cool. Here fans can ask comic creators and editors questions about upcoming books. Here is was announced, after the Senior Story Editor glanced at my Batman Beyond shirt, that there will be an ongoing Batman Beyond series! Because of ME!! (I'm totally taking credit for this one.)

The Riddler

After the panel I decided to go and see my favorite comic book writer/artist, Jeff Parker. I've mentioned him on this blog numerous times, as my long-time readers would know. Jeff is such a nice guy, a true professional all the way, that you can't help but like him. I asked him if he could draw a Cyclops for me, and he was more than happy to. And wouldn't you know it, it turned out great! Thanks Mr. Parker, I look forward to seeing you again!

Cyclops, by Jeff Parker

Jeff wrote and drew a book called The Interman that I highly recommend. I have an unsigned copy I can lend to anyone who is interested.

With awesome drawing in hand and backpack full of back issues I felt my mission complete and walked out satisfied happy face. When I got home I realized the only thing I bought were COMICS (and one superb drawing). Usually I end up with a couple action-figures, some trade paperbacks, maybe a collector glass here or there. Doesn't bother me one bit!

My booty.

Another great year for Baltimore Comic-Con. It's the perfect show for guys like me, without all the distractions of non-comic promotion. I can't wait to go back next year.

Oh and Russ, if you're reading this, this last photo is for you:

Captain America!

Logo My Eggo!

2010-08-24T02:02:00.000-04:00

Holy crap! Look! Up there! A NEW LOGO! Where did that come from?? I'll tell you! From my friend Jesse! Thanks, man! It really brings style to this blog. I hope everyone likes it as much as I do.

With that, I think the new look of the blog is complete. I may add something here or there on the side, depending on what I find, or modify a few things once in a while, but yeah.

I've already started work on Episode Eight. It'll be a couple of weeks, but you can't rush genius!

Jesse, we're even.

Up in the Ayer!

2010-08-20T14:13:00.000-04:00

Hey guys! I mentioned in the Side-Quest that the cut scene was written by my good friend Matt Ayers. I also mentioned that he's an up-and-coming comedian. Well, he really is! And I've got proof!

If I find more, I'll post them. Thanks Matt!

Super Pat Side-Quest: Runs, Hits, and Ayers

2010-08-10T15:44:00.000-04:00

Side-quest? What's that?? A way to show off deleted scenes, of course! Super Pat shows off the original intro to Episode Seven of SPQ.

With Super Pat Side-Quest I can make quicker, not-as-intense videos that don't really qualify as full episodes. I can comment on current events (because I can put it out quickly), or show off deleted scenes. As an added bonus, you get to see more of me more often!! SWEET!

As I mentioned before, the Mass Effect intro from Episode Seven was not the intended intro. The piece written by Matt Ayers was. I didn't think it fit in that episode anywhere, and I didn't really want to use it as the intro to an upcoming episode, because I already have the next few episodes worked out in my head. So thank you Matt Ayers, for everything. Your hard work did not go to waste, it helped introduce the next stage of Super Pat Quest!

Cooking with Food with Phil: Episode Vegetable

2010-08-03T14:07:00.000-04:00

This is it! The season finale of my buddy Phil's cooking show! This one is for the Vegans, so Phil brings out a special ingredient for the occasion!

Way to go Phil! It's been an awesome first season, and I look forward to what you cook up for the next. Now where can I find some of that ***** ********?

HOLY CRAP!

2010-08-02T13:59:00.000-04:00

Yes, that's right. I changed the look of the blog. I've kept the same design for almost six years. But apparently Blogger updated their software a while ago and I never noticed. This is good! And I don't think I'm done changing things yet, so stay tuned to this website.

Episode Seven Aftermath

2010-06-17T21:58:00.003-04:00

Hey guys! I just want to give a few quick updates. First off, thank you everyone who watched Episode 7, and thank you to those who gave me comments, suggestions, and weird looks. It's all appreciated, except the weird looks.

I'm going to make an effort to post more often on this blog, and not just videos. I figure the ones who follow this blog want to know things like the status of the next episode, and where the jokes and references in the videos come from. Not everyone plays the video games I do, let alone play video games, and not everyone watches the same TV programs that I do either.

So I decided to post a handy "guide" of sorts to the episode. I can also post commentary on the video itself. If it works, I'll continue to do it after each episode. Let me know if it's welcomed, or if I should just bugger off.

It goes without saying but obviously be sure to watch the episode first.

So with that said, on to the Aftermath!

The intro to the episode was based off of a video game called Mass Effect, which I talked about very briefly in the video. Mass Effect and it's sequel are two of my favorite games of all time. The conversation I had with Drew was also based on the conversations you have with characters in the game. You can respond in a noble or polite way, or you can be a total asshole, or you can give neutral answers. How people react and view you are based on these actions and responses.

There are also things called interrupts, where you interrupt a conversation with a heroic or despicable action. (The star flashing in the lower right corner while Drew was rambling on was an opportunity to interrupt in a dick move.)

Hopefully that explains the first part.

The scene with Paul was based off of a conversation in a TV show called FlashForward. The show had a big premise, but was mired in execution. In one scene, the main character's boss was confronting him about why he couldn't remember something. The reason was because he was drunk. The scene played out like this:

...without the remix of course. Anyway, "Because I was LOADED, okay?!?" became a line constantly recited around the house.

And New Coke was a flavor Coca Cola came out with in the 80s, and NO ONE liked it. That one is explained for the youngsters.

So that's it for the references. How about fun facts?

The Mass Effect part wasn't originally going to be the intro. I had another intro filmed and ready to go. But then I put together the Mass Effect part and suddenly the original intro didn't fit. I felt that the Mass Effect segment worked MUCH better as an intro, especially with such a long gap between episodes. So I shelved the original intro. But rest assured I'll use it somewhere else. We worked too hard on it for it not to be released.

So how about it? Am I wasting my time writing the "Aftermath" post? Or is it helpful? Please let me know. Comment, tell me in person, whatever. I know no one will comment on here because no one ever DOES. Does anyone even read this??

Super Pat Quest: Episode Seven: Super Sappatical

2010-06-15T14:56:00.004-04:00

Alright, I know it's been an even longer wait, but it's finally here.

After a long rest, Super Pat is back in the game! But which game? And why was he gone so long? Paul confronts Super Pat and you won't believe the answer.

Thanks to Drew, my brother Matt, and Paul for starring in this episode, an extra thanks to Drew for helping me write it, thanks to Chris for naming it, and thanks to all of you for being so patient.

I'll post something here on the blog in a couple of days. Feel free to leave comments!

Steve: Song for Accoustic Guitar and Throat

2010-05-11T21:40:00.004-04:00

Phil's ex-buddy Steve left the band. So what does he do? Writes a song about him!

Good job, Phil!

Looking for the next Super Pat Quest? It's coming! Give me a couple of weeks.

Cooking with Food with Phil: Fan Mail in a Can!

2010-02-24T00:19:00.002-05:00

Howdy folks! It's that time again! No, not another episode of SPQ (but rest assured one is on the way!), but the newest episode of Cooking with Food with Phil!

In this episode, Phil takes a break from cooking in order to answer some of his fan mail, and shows us a vintage CwFwP clip right outta the archives!

I dig the new background music. Keep up the great work Phil!

Super Pat Quest: Episode Six: Get Some More Gas On This Board

2009-11-15T21:13:00.002-05:00

It's been a while, but the videotized Super Pat Quest is back!

In this episode, Super Pat explains what he's been doing these past few months, and brings up a topic he originally brought up five years ago.

Thanks to Paul and Drew for the help with this one.

Cooking With Food With Phil: Hallowieners!

2009-10-31T01:52:00.002-04:00

It's time for another new episode of Super Pa....errr... Cooking with Food with Phil! This one is Halloween themed, if you couldn't guess by the title. I tell you, this cooking show keeps getting better and better!

As for Super Pat Quest, stay tuned! I should have something within a couple of weeks time. I've been tremendously busy but thank you for being patient. It's coming!!!

Cooking With Food With Phil: Jello Everybody!

2009-09-25T22:08:00.002-04:00

Alright folks! I know the wait for Episode Six of Super Pat Quest has been unbearable, but in the meantime check out episode 2 of my good buddy Phil's Cooking show!

Phil continues to knock them outta the park. And I'm proud to say that I actually helped out with this one! So sit back, relax, and let Phil show you the wonders of Jello.

Super Pat Quest: Episode Five: Mainbreaking News

2009-08-06T00:09:00.003-04:00

In this episode, Pat and Drew get stuck in traffic. But what was the cause of the traffic jam? Film at eleven!

Special thanks to Tony for helping me out with this episode.

Cooking With Food With Phil: Episode Omelet

2009-07-18T20:10:00.003-04:00

My good buddy Phil, also known as the Pat of Earth-2, released the first episode of what will sure to be a successful web series. Check it out!

Phil did an AWESOME job and I ask you to show this to everyone you know. Seriously!

Super Pat Quest: Episode Four: Super Pat Quits?

2009-06-28T18:04:00.002-04:00

This is the end of Super Pat Quest! Or is it??? Not if Drew has anything to say about it!

Also, Super Pat talks about a video game he thinks you should play.

Drew really did an awesome job in this video, so special thanks to him. Tell me what you think!

Quick Thoughts on E3 2009

2009-06-05T23:51:00.002-04:00

Lots of good stuff coming out of E3 this year. Though I wasn't actually there like Mike (lucky bastard!) I thought I'd share my thoughts on a few things.

I'm looking forward to the new Metal Gear games announced, Metal Gear Solid Rising and Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker as they look to expand on the franchise a bit. As expected I can't wait to get my hands on Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2 (It's not really called "6" but I'm gonna call it that.) CoD6:MW2 for short. Pronounced "codsizmwtoo!" And the reworked Splinter Cell: Conviction looks amazing. The plot centers around Sam's revenge for his daughter's death (who was killed by a drunk driver before the events of the last game, Double Agent). I found it kind of odd how they just skated over that issue in the last game. Left 4 Dead 2, predictably has me anxious. New Super Mario Bros. Wii looks fun a all hell (co-op!) and I'm all for Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Microsoft's body-motion sensing Project Natal has a lot of potential, and has me excited for what can be done with it. As does Sony's attempt at motion control, which seems to work REALLY good.

But what really got me excited was a game for the PS3 I've never heard anything about until I saw the trailer during Sony's press conference. The game is called The Last Guardian and...well, I'll just let the trailer speak for itself.

The Last Guardian at IGN.com

Awesome E3 overall.

Obama Vetoes Mutant Registration Act

2009-05-27T09:33:00.000-04:00

I've always liked the guy, now I like him a little bit more.

Super Pat Quest: Episode Three: Manifest Destiny

2009-05-20T23:27:00.002-04:00

In this episode, I say goodbye to my good friends Jon and Katie, who are moving to California. It's a very special episode of SPQ, as I bid adieu in my own special way...

I've been criticized on the length of my videos, so this one should make some people happy.

Also, a very special thanks to my brother Matt for helping me out with this one.

We've Been Working Out...

2009-05-07T01:00:00.003-04:00

I'm sorry, I just HAD to post this here.

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Jon, Pat, Mike, Paul and myself never looked so dreamy! I especially like Paul and Mike's expressions.

Super Pat Quest: Episode Two: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

2009-05-03T00:05:00.002-04:00

Jeez can there be any more colons in the title of this post? Anyway Videotized SPQ is a smash hit! I'll try and keep these coming. Thanks for all of your support!

In this episode, I tell you all why I'm NOT seeing X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Although it should be obvious as to why.

Super Pat Quest: Episode One: Wolverine & the X-Men

2009-04-28T23:06:00.003-04:00

Long time in the making, Super Pat Quest becomes videotized!

Hopefully I'll make more of these, depending on feedback. Let me know what you think!

This Was a Triumph

2008-09-03T16:48:00.003-04:00

Yes, I'm still alive. Yes, the Quest is still alive. And yes, I still have stuff to talk about. Ever since Mindy died I've been kind of...unmotivated about posting new entries. I posted the Comic Pull List, but no one seemed to care about it. Not that I care what YOU think.

It's been a busy few months. I've moved out of my parent's house and I'm still working two jobs, not to mention the Army Reserve (which, thankfully, I'm almost done with). I've got several things to talk about, so stay tuned. My plan is to have at least one new entry per week, not counting this one. If I feel it's significant, I'll post a MySpace bulletin or Facebook entry or something.

Although I'm really not sure who reads this. Some of my friends probably do, but I talk to them in person about most of the stuff I post on here anyway. I guess there's the distant friends, those who I don't speak with regularly, but really I write this crap for my own benefit. If you're one of those who has this blog bookmarked, and click on it once in a while to see if I've gotten off my lazy ass, you have my sincere gratitude. And sympathy. You must be one bored son of a bitch.

Comic Pull List Part 4: Independent Comics

2008-03-17T23:30:00.002-04:00

St. Me Day is just winding down so what do I decide to do? Finally finish my comic pull list posts! It's been a long time coming so when I finish this I can get back to what really pulls you guys in to read this thing.

Anyway, comics not published by Marvel and DC may not be as popular, but there are some hidden gems among them. I only recently got into these after I started working at a comic store, being more aware of them. Here are the ones I currently read.

Gargoyles published by Slave Labor Graphics: I know what you're thinking. "Gargoyles? That Disney Cartoon from the 90s?" Yep. This is the official continuation of the series. Season Three, if you will. The series starts right after the end of Season Two, and ignores The Goliath Chronicles completely. It's written by Greg Weisman, the creator of the series, and carries on the series as he originally intended. With storylines involving Thailog, The Quarrymen, the Illuminati, and Goliath and Elisa's relationship, this is a must read for any Gargoyles fan. The only thing that annoys me is that the series is bimonthly. I want to read it more often! The first trade was recently released, so I suggest checking it out. As a side note, a spin-off miniseries, Gargoyles: Bad Guys, is also being published. It follows several "bad guys" from the series, like Dingo, Matrix, and others, and is again written by Greg Weisman.

Walking Dead published by Image Comics: For those of you who like zombie stories, this one is for you. Written by Robert Kirkman, it's an ongoing zombie survival horror comic. It follows a group of people in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. What's interesting about it is, the zombies aren't the real threat of the comic. The real danger are the other survivors in this zombie filled world. The book is more about relationships and human emotion than it is about the walking dead, and that's what I like about it. That, and you have NO IDEA what's going to happen next. The writer plans on sticking around for quite a while, so I don't see any end in sight for now. Pick up the first trade, and you'll be hooked. Guaranteed.

Hero by Night published by Platinum Studios: This is a nice superhero title written and illustrated by D J Coffman. It's about a guy whose father makes him the landlord of a down-trodden apartment building, and finds the secret lair of a superhero from long ago. His first idea was to make a fortune selling this old stuff but what he didn't count on was the old hero's arch nemesis still being alive! This title is just good plain fun, and there's just not enough of it in today's comics.

Black Summer published by Avatar Comics: This is a weird but compelling miniseries. What if the biggest superhero in the world finally took matters into his own hands and killed the President of the United States and his Cabinet for crimes against the world? And what happens to those other superheroes he fought with for years? Written by Warren Ellis, it's more than a political commentary, it's balls-out action and thrills.

Megas published by Virgin Comics: This miniseries is written by the guy who directed Terminator 3 and U-571, as part of Virgin Comics' Directors Cut line of comics. What if the founding fathers of the US didn't create a democracy, but instead founded a monarchy? It's an interesting idea, and this series deals with a murder that must be solved in this alternate present. I think what I like most about the series is the strikingly white hair of the Megas, that is, those with power and linked to the monarchy. Look it up, you may be surprised.

Drafted published by Devil's Due Publishing: In this ongoing series written by Mark Powers, the human race is drafted into an interplanetary war between two alien races. Okay, it may sound cheesy, but it's really really good. It's less about the aliens than it is about the relationships drawn between people who are suddenly on even ground again. What happens to a President who no longer has any hold over people? Or a doctor who was cured of cancer only to fight in a deadly war? Or an Israeli forced to fight alongside a Palestinian?

Those are the main independent comics I pick up. I'll occasionally pick up a miniseries or graphic novel, but those are better left for individual posts. What I like about independent comics is that there's a lot of talent there that no one knows about. And If I ever publish my own graphic novel or comic or whatever, it will be through one of those publishers, or my own company. There's good things out there if you look hard enough.

Now that I finally finished my pull list, I can get back to writing about other things. I hope you enjoyed my reasoning into buying the comics I do. And again, if you have any questions about any of these books, feel free to ask me.

Out.

Comic Pull List Part 3: Marvel Comics

2008-01-25T21:43:00.000-05:00

I've been a little preoccupied lately, which is the reason for the late posting of this long overdue Part 3. Between the holidays and weddings and Rock Band and everything like such as, I found it hard to find the time to sit down and type up a post that I really don't think too many people I know are interested in. But whatever, I said I'd do it so I'm doing it.

*My rant on the first entry ran a little long, so I'm breezing through the rest. You want more info about a title, ask me*

Amazing Spider-man - No doubt many of you have heard about the controversy about a recent storyline in the Spider-Man titles. Spider-man is no longer married to Mary Jane Watson. It's not so much the fact that Spider-man is single again that angers people. He didn't get a divorce and Mary Jane didn't die. Rather, Spider-man made a deal with the devil to save his dying Aunt May. Yes, you've read right. The "every-man" of Marvel Comics made a deal with the devil.

I have a problem with this for several reasons, but one of the biggest ones is that it doesn't ring true. Spider-man, or Peter Parker, is one of the smartest men in the Marvel Universe. For him to make a deal with the devil is stupid, because he'd have to know there was a catch. And there was. Also, Aunt May is old. She's lived a full life and most of you are already saying to yourself, "Didn't she die already?" The answer is yes, she did. For Peter to throw away a happy potentially life-long marriage so his Aunt May could live a few more years is just bad logic. It's not an even trade-off in the slightest. So why would he make a decision like that?? It's not true to the character of Peter Parker and it certainly doesn't bode well for your flagship character making deals with the devil.

And the best part? They're not just not married anymore. They never were. That's right, everyone conveniently forgot that Spider-man was ever married. Even Peter and Mary Jane themselves. I wish that was all I hate about it. The editors, Joe Quesada in particular, as it was him pushing for this, decided to change MORE things. Things not even related to the marriage.

-Peter no longer has organic webs like in the movies, so he's back to using mechanical webshooters. So that storyline that gave him the organic webs? Never happened. Go rip up your back issues, they don't matter. Was this part of the deal? No, but what the hell?

-The new powers Spider-man got over the years? He never got them. That four month storyline that encompassed 16 issues? Put them in the shredder, never happened.

-Remember when Peter revealed his secret identity on national TV during Civil War, a year ago, that brought all that real-life media attention? Well he still did it, but, um, no one remembers who was under the mask, just that he unmasked. WHAT??? Now that just makes no sense whatsoever. People are going to remember something like that, and if it was on TV, there are tapes. So take that issue of Civil War and rub your genitalia on it, it's neutered and worthless.

-Aunt May doesn't know Peter is Spider-man anymore. Take that issue and, I don't know, donate it. Oh, and he lives with her again.

-Harry Osbourne is alive. He died in the 90s. He's back. For NO reason. Turns out he was in Europe all this time. Right.... I guess he was crowding up Hell so the devil threw him in the deal. That issue where he CLEARLY died, take it and make a paper mache goblin out of it.

Does all this sound familiar? If so, that's because that's how Spider-man was over 20 years ago. Yes, they reset Spider-man's status quo back over TWENTY YEARS. Way to progress, Quesada. Not only is that annoying on it's own, but how does this effect the rest of the Marvel Universe? God only knows! Continuity is important, but Quesada just blew it all to Hell. Maybe the devil can bring it back!

What also angers me is the way it was handled. The writer wanted his name taken off the issues in question, because "It's magic, it doesn't have to be explained" was not good enough for him. If the writer of the book for the last six years doesn't like it, it must be shit. Also, was there really a need to undo the marriage anyway? It may be a writing crutch, makes Spider-man unrelatable and what not, but if that's the case, get better writers. Also, there are two ongoing books out right now that have an unmarried Spider-man, and they're doing just fine. What's the problem?

So with all that, I shouldn't even be picking up this book in protest. But I am, because I suck.

The book is shipping three times a month now, so there's only one Spider-man book (not counting miniseries and specials) on the shelves to keep track of. I think it's a neat idea. And it's got some top-notch talent on board. So I'm reluctantly keeping this book, but I wonder how the people who read Spider-man twenty years ago feel about the book now. Been there, done that?

Astonishing X-Men - This, on the other hand, is the best book Marvel is publishing right now. It's a shame it only ships every three months or so. You've heard me gush about this title many times before so I'll keep it brief. Great writing and gorgeous art makes this title a win. It also establishes Cyclops' new and improved character. Must read, for anyone, even if you don't know much about the X-Men.

Punisher - This is published under Marvel's mature imprint so it has all the violence and cursing you want out of a Punisher comic. It's also written by one of my favorite writers, Garth Ennis. He kills bad guys, and that's awesome. You don't see any other Marvel heroes or villians in this one, it's in a world all it's own.

Punisher War Journal - The lighter side of the Punisher. This one is not a mature title, it's more centered in the Marvel Universe proper so other heroes appear. The Punisher still goes after the villains though. Smart writing with a little bit of black humor make this title a keeper.

Avengers Initiative - Want to know how things are done after Civil War, and not centered on the main heroes of the Marvel Universe, but on second and third stringers? Then this title is for you. It's probably the most important title in the Marvel U that no one is reading. The art is stylish and the writing keeps you in suspense, but has fun with the title too. More titles should be like this one.

Mighty Avengers - I started picking up this title because of the artist, Frank Cho. He's an Elkridge, MD native and he knows how to draw beautiful full-figured women. But now that he's off the title I'm not sure if I'll keep picking this up. Basically it follows Iron Man's hand-picked team of Avengers after Civil War.

New Avengers - And this is their counterparts. This book follows the heroes who fought Iron Man during Civil War and refuse to obey Iron Man's orders. I pick this up in trade format because I was late in the game due to protesting the idea of Wolverine in yet another book.

X-Men titles - No explaination needed. Good stuff going on right now. Cyclops kicks ass. Google "Messiah Complex"

I think that's it. I mentioned before that I pick up more DC Comics titles than Marvel titles. Why? Because DC Comics' books are fun. Marvel, on the other hand, makes me want to kill myself because a majority of their books are so depressing. Stop writing stories about death, betrayal, extinction, devils, and drugs. Stop making your art so dark and dreary. Use some color for cripe's sake.

That's it for now. The final part of the Comic Pull List covers the independent titles, and that's the one I'm looking forward to.

Comic Pull List Part 2: Wildstorm/Vertigo

2007-12-10T15:49:00.000-05:00

Having covered DC Comics, it's time to move onto two of DC's imprints. This is going to be a fairly short post.

Wildstorm was founded by Jim Lee in 1992, and helped to form Image Comics. DC bought Wildstorm in 1999. Wildstorm mainly publishes superhero comics with different sort of vibe than mainstream superhero comics. They also publish titles not set in any continuity, stand-alone stories, or movie tie-ins like Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street. They also published a Supernatural prequel miniseries.

But I only get one title from Wildstorm.

Ex Machina - This is a stand alone series written by Brian K. Vaughn. The premise is that the only superhero in the world, after successfully saving one of the towers of the World Trade Center on September 11th, runs for mayor of New York City. And wins.

The hero is called The Great Machine and he has an awesome superpower. He can talk to machines. He can tell a gun to misfire, he can tell a video camera to shut off, and he can tell a plane to land on a freeway. But as mayor of New York, he's not a superhero anymore.

The book takes place during his term as mayor, but we get glimpses of his past as a superhero which helps him to make his decisions as mayor in the present. So yes, this book is mainly about politics, less about superheroes, and I love it. It's also a mature title so it's got all the profanity and violence and nudity one desires but it doesn't go overboard with it.

This is a smart book by one of my favorite writers with great artwork, and one I could easily recommend to a non-comic book reader.

That's it for Wildstorm. Hey, I said this would be short. On to Vertigo!

Vertigo Comics is DC Comics' mature-title imprint. It's also the imprint that published both V for Vendetta and Watchmen. There used to be a couple of titles set in the main DC universe, like Animal Man and Swamp Thing, but that is not the case anymore.

Y: The Last Man - I get this series in trade paperback format, only because I jumped into this series late and it fits nicely on my bookshelf. This series is also written by Brian K. Vaughn (love that guy!) and is about a man and his monkey. Seriously. Okay there's a lot more to it than that. Basically, something caused the male gender of every mammal on Earth to die, except for a man named Yorick and his pet monkey, Ampersand. What's a guy to do? Not what you expect, to be sure, and that's why I love this book.

Yorick wants to find his fiancee. But the world is an unsafe place for the last man on Earth. So the government, in the shape it's in right now, assigns Agent 355 to protect him, as they search for a way to save the human race.

This is another smart book that poses a lot of questions and brings up a lot of issues, just like Ex Machina. I could give the first trade to just about anyone and they'll be intrigued. Actually, the last issue is due to come out soon, bringing an end to a magnificent story.

DMZ - This comic takes place in the near future, during a civil war between the United States and the Free States of America, with Manhattan Island as a DMZ. It follows a young photojournalist as he documents the story unfolding between the front lines. This is a book that comments on the current state of the union, and the world, and the press, and terrorism. It's pretty depressing, but a good read.

Army @ Love - This is a satire book. Like, extreme satire. In the near future, the US Military is having trouble recruiting troops for their various wars across the globe. So they turn to the cooperations, and they decide to rebrand the war as a thrilling, sexy, adrenaline-filled experience for young people. It works. Recruitment is at an all-time high, but discipline is at an all-time low.

I'm on the fence about this book. It's funny, but for all the wrong reasons. Sex during a firefight? The military holding orgies to boost morale? I'm all for war being satired, but I'm not too sure what to make of this. I'll stick with it, just to see how far they go.

That's it for now. Next time, Marvel Comics!

Comic Pull List Part 1: DC Comics

2007-12-06T20:15:00.000-05:00

First off, I want to say thanks to all of my friends who helped me get through some tough times. You guys are the best.

But now I think it's time to get back on track. I was going to list the TV shows I've been watching this season, but I'll save that for later since Mike and Paul both did that not too long ago. (I was gonna do it first, but ah well.) Instead, I'm going to list the comics I currently buy and read, and my reasoning for buying each one. It will be split into several parts: DC Comics, Marvel Comics, then independent comics. This will be long (that's what he said...ZOW!) so bear with me.

First up, DC Comics. I find myself buying more DC books than Marvel. I'll explain why when I get to Marvel.

Booster Gold - I usually like to save the best for last, but I enjoy this title so much that I need to tell you about it NOW. Some background may be necessary.

Michael Jon Carter was a failed football player-turned-museum janitor in the 25th century. Desperate to regain his fame and fortune, he stole some superhero gear from the museum and traveled back to the 20th century to become a superhero...for a profit. Taking the name Booster Gold, he would sign endorsement deals and advertise products while he was punching the bad guys or pulling cats out of trees. Eventually, he was invited to join the Justice League (not the one with Superman or Wonder Woman), but no one took him seriously. Except his best friend Ted Kord, the Blue Beetle. After Ted was killed by a former ally threatening all of the world's heroes in a huge conspiracy, Booster helped avenge his death and save the world. Then in 52, with the world believing Booster was an incompetent jerk, he saved the multiverse, but no one knew he did.

Which brings us to this new series. Basically, Booster Gold is recruited by Rip Hunter, whom he help in 52, to repair anomalies in the time stream. And since the world already believes Booster is an idiot, he's perfect for the job. No one can know he's doing this so his enemies won't go back in time (or forward in time) to kill him in his crib, undoing all the work he's done. He agrees to do this on one condition: Rip has to help Booster go back in time and save his best friend, the Blue Beetle.

This title works in so many ways. Booster shunning his greedy ways, being a real hero to save his best friend, and allowing no one to know about it, makes Booster a VERY likable character. The possibilities of storytelling are limitless, because he can go anywhere in the DC Comics timeline. Already he's encountered Sinestro when he was still a Green Lantern and Jonah Hex in the old west. And on top of that, it's action packed, dramatic, and funny! What more could you want in a comic book? Oh, and it's being penciled by Booster Gold's creator, Dan Jurgens. Solid work here, and my favorite title being published right now.

Superman titles (Action Comics, Superman, Superman/Batman, and Superman Confidential) - I really don't think I need to explain my reasoning for buying these. But I'll mention a few things. Action Comics is being co-written off and on by Richard Donner, the director of the first two Superman movies. Naturally, he brought General Zod with him. Superman is written by Kurt Busiek, and he's doing a fine job. Superman/Batman is a team-up book, but seems to be lacking direction so I may stop reading it. Same goes with Superman Confidential, a book about the "untold" stories of Superman's past. I don't read Supergirl because she gets on my nerves.

Batman/Detective Comics - Batman can get so monotonous. Villain escapes from jail, villain causes chaos throughout Gotham, Batman fights villain, Batman throws villain back in jail. Repeat. But Batman is currently being written by Grant Morrison, and I loved his work on X-Men, so I'm reading this because of the new spin he puts on things. Detective Comics is being written by Paul Dini, one of the guys responsible for Batman: The Animated Series, which is my favorite interpretation of Batman. Also, there's actually, you know, detective work involved! Go figure.

Nightwing - One could call this a Batman title but it's really not. I've always had a soft spot for Dick Grayson so it's great to see him as his own hero apart from Batman. This former Robin is one of the few old-school characters to have a significant change in his life. The title itself could use some work (an immortal bride and groom sucking the youth out of people? Please..) but I have faith.

Justice League of America - Naturally. Good, sometimes cheesecake art and written by Dwayne McDuffie, one of the architects of Justice League Unlimited. Fairly standard stuff but enjoyable nonetheless.

Justice Society of America - If the Justice League is a team, the Justice Society is a family. I'm actually liking this better than the Justice League right now. It's good to see heroes being so ...friendly. The older generation of heroes like the original Flash and Green Lantern teamed with new rookie heroes to set the example, it's heart-warming. Good stuff.

All-Star Superman - I didn't list this one with the other Superman titles for a reason. This book is really REALLY good. Written by Grant Morrison (see Batman above), each issue is a done in one story that blends the fun of the Silver Age with the sensibilities and drama of the Modern Age. This book is in it's own continuity so it can do whatever it wants. It's about what makes the character of Superman great. It's only published once every three months but it's okay with me because the art is gorgeous and each issue reminds me of why I love comics.

As a side note, the other All-Star title, All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, is the biggest piece of shit that's not actually real shit I have ever laid my eyes on. Frank Miller writes it, and so what if he's written some good Batman comics in the past, and has a few successful movies like Sin City and 300? This comic is freaking dreadful. While All-Star Superman exemplifies everything I like about Superman, All-Star Batman just gives me reasons to REALLY HATE Batman. Frank Miller can shit out a bunch of diarrhea, but it doesn't mean I have to eat it.

Crime Bible: The Five Lessons of Blood - This is actually a spin-off miniseries of 52. It stars the new Question, detective Renee Montoya, who made her debut in Batman: The Animated Series. The original Question died, but before he did he took Renee in as a pupil, so she could fill his shoes. This is good noir stuff, like a good pulp comic of old. Also, she's a lesbian, but that has no bearing on why I read the comic. Just throwing that out there.

Countdown to Adventure - The title leads you to believe this book ties into DC's big crossover event, Countdown (more on that later) but it really doesn't. It's more like another spin-off miniseries of 52, starring the "space heroes" of the book, Animal Man, Starfire, and Adam Strange. It's good adventurous fun with nice art. (The book also has back-up strips that do tie into Countdown, but they suck, so I'm ignoring it)

Green Lantern - This title is the bomb. A solid superhero comic with plenty of action and a few character moments. There are a lot of Green Lanterns, but this title mainly follows Hal Jordan, the most well known of the GLs, and his partner, John Stewart, who was brought back in the spotlight after the Justice League cartoon. It's sister title, Green Lantern Corps, shows us how the Corps works and is also a solid title. Currently the two titles are in a storyline called The Sinestro Corps War and it's quite possibly my favorite crossover of the year.

Countdown to Final Crisis - And then there's this. This is the reason I had to tell you all about 52 in a previous post, because it's hard not to compare Countdown to 52. The first issue was even numbered #51! (Followed by #50, then #49, and so on...) After the success of 52, DC Comics wanted to follow up with another weekly series. But unlike 52, which had it's own playground in which it can do whatever it wants, Countdown ties into a bunch of other titles. And it stars characters I really don't care about. Jimmy Olsen? Pied Piper? Harley Quinn out of costume? The Monitors? Monarch? Ugh. Also, nothing much happens in each issue. At least, nothing much SEEMS to happen. The title does show promise once in a while, especially the story following Donna Troy, Kyle Rayner and the formally dead Robin, Jason Todd. But if there is a point to the storyline, it's taking forever to get there. If I don't like it, why am I getting it, you ask? Because I'm a sucker for big events. It' s counting down to SOMETHING big, and I don't want to be confused when it 's here. It could be a lot better, and I expected more out of head writer Paul Dini.

The following books I get in a collected trade paperback format, which are about 6 issues a book. Because I like the titles, but can wait to read it:

Blue Beetle - This follows the third Blue Beetle, Jaime Reyes (Ted Kord was the second). It reminds me of the fun of reading a young Spider-man, a hero learning to be a hero. And that costume rocks.

Teen Titans - Good superhero team book.

I think that's enough for now. Thanks for reading this far! Next time I'll go over Wildstorm and Vertigo titles, publishing imprints of DC. I don't think it would fit with the titles listed here. I wouldn't want to confuse you...

Mindy 1996-2007

2007-11-10T12:18:00.000-05:00

This morning my dog, Mindy, passed away.

I wish I could say that she died naturally, but she didn't. I had to make the decision to put her to sleep after she was diagnosed with an irreversible condition. It was the hardest decision I've ever had to make.

Mindy became a part of our family shortly after a surgery on my arm was performed before high school. It's always been joked that I asked for her when I was high on pain killers. But ever since I first heard her little yip bark while bringing her home, I knew that I would love this dog.

She was the one constant in my life for years. Through the good and the bad, she was always there. She never judged me. She never offered harsh criticism like so many others around me. Okay, she was a dog so if she did judge me, I never heard it. But when no one would listen to me, she would. If I felt couldn't speak to anyone about something, I told her. There's something about the way she looked at me when I talked to her. Those beady eyes staring into my soul as I bared it to her. I've never had such a connection to any human being as I had with Mindy.

Which is why I'm having such a hard time writing this. I'm not used to expressing my feelings so...vividly so I'm not sure I know how. As I'm writing this it may all be unintelligible gobbily-gook. But I need to write about it. I need you to understand how much I love her, how much I miss her. There's an eerie silence in the house. Not that she was very loud, but I don't see her anymore when I look behind me or at my feet. She had a presence, and now it's gone. Just knowing that she's not there anymore makes me feel lost. I want to keep myself occupied, do something, but I get up and end up pacing around, then I sit back down where I was. Lost.

As she died in my arms a few things came to my mind. I hope I gave her a good life. I hope she doesn't think I gave up on her. I hope she knew she was loved every minute of every hour of every day. And I hope she knows I'll never forget her.

52

2007-10-15T18:59:00.000-04:00

I was going to make a pretty significant post about the comics I read nowadays. But I realized I have to write something about a particular series before I can really get into that. So, without further ado, I'm going to talk about one of my favorite comic book series ever, 52.

A little backstory is needed. In 2005 to early 2006 DC Comics published a major line-wide event called Infinite Crisis. In January of '06, all of DC's titles jumped ahead One Year in continuity after Infinite Crisis, before we even knew the ending to it! Needless to say, there were a lot of changes to the status quo of these titles. When the ending to Infinite Crisis was published, Superman was left powerless (so he'd be Clark Kent exclusively for a year), Wonder Woman decided to reconnect with humanity (so she wouldn't be such a bitch), and Batman started to travel around the world re-learning how to be Batman (so he wouldn't be the gigantic prick he's been for years). But One Year Later, they all came back.

But what happened during that missing year? That's where 52 comes in. It was a comic series that was supposed to tell the story of the year without Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. But here's the catch. It was a weekly comic.

Publishing a weekly comic has been attempted before, but not successfully. In the 80s, Action Comics Weekly made it to 11 issues before it caught up to itself. In 2001, Marvel Comics tried it with a mature War Machine comic, but that too faltered. So comic fans, doing what comic fans do best, expected the worst. They didn't think it would succeed. In an industry filled with delays, 52 was destined to have at least one. There's bound to be an artist that will fall past the deadline! But the editors thought this one through. The publishing plan was drafted, the writers were gathered. Those writers were Geoff Johns, Grant Morrison, Greg Rucka, and Mark Waid. Four top-notch writers. Four writers working together? There was bound to be some sort of conflict, right? They drew up a storyline, went over plot elements, and planned everything out. Several C-list heroes would basically serve as tour guides for the drastically changing DC Universe during this missing year.

Everything was set to go. They started writing it... Then they threw those plans out the window.
It was clear at around issue 3 that the story was becoming it's own beast. It was not going to be a "tour" of the DCU. It was going to be something much, much more.

The series follows the same planned C-list heroes, but each would have their own story, a lot of them intersecting with one another. Black Adam's efforts to police the world without mercy, but finds his life forever changed when he discovers love. Steel tries to connect with his rebellious niece, who is being drawn to Lex Luthor. The Question helps Detective Renee Montoya to find a purpose after being kicked out of the Gotham Police. Some of the world's smartest scientists, including the evil ones, start disappearing without a trace. Animal Man, Starfire, and Adam Strange needs to find a way home, being lost in space after Infinite Crisis. Elongated Man desperately seeks a way to resurrect his wife, who was murdered during Identity Crisis (I wrote about that here). Booster Gold, with his robotic buddy Skeets, seeks fame and fortune after his part in saving the world in Infinite Crisis, but finds that there's more to being a hero than a shiny costume and a cat in a tree.

Even though people expected it to fail, each issue came out on time. The artists chosen to illustrate the series were relative unknowns, with a few exceptions. They didn't use big name artists known for their delays too much. But I assume when they did, they were sure to have the pages ready to publish well enough in advance. Sure enough, every week a new issue came out. For a whole year. 52 weeks. It was like watching a new episode of your favorite TV series every week. There were issues where nothing much happened, especially in the middle issues, but they were by no means boring. As the weeks went by, each character became their own. These weren't big name heroes here. This wasn't Superman (though Clark Kent appeared a few times), Flash, or Green Lantern (he does make a couple appearances). But I still cared about them. I read about them every week. And by the end of the series, I thought these guys SHOULD be big name heroes.

52 was comics done right. It brought me into the story and didn't let go. When I get new comic books on Wednesday, I usually put the comic I'm most looking forward to on the bottom of the pile. Saving the best for last kinda stuff. As you can imagine, 52 was often at the bottom of the pile. The fact that it came out every week was even better. It also proved many comic readers wrong, coming out on time and being much more than just a gimmick. I also enjoy the fact that the original plan was scrapped so the writers could tell a great story.

The reason I made you read all this is because 52 spawned a few titles I read now, and I can't really talk about them without referencing the series. So hopefully I won't have to go into too much backstory. I really do miss this title, and I doubt there will be anything like it anytime soon.

It was also kinda funny. After the first week, I started noticing the number 52 in almost everything. I felt like Jim Carrey's character in that movie. Of course I'd shout "52!!!" every time, with odd glances in my direction immediately following. Hey I was excited. I still do it. Really.

"A year without Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. But not a year without heroes."

OhMyGodIt'saQuickPost!

2007-10-10T18:45:00.000-04:00

I was drifting off to sleep at work today probably because I've been so busy I sometimes forget to sleep so I had to insist on a quick run to Starbucks to get my Cafe Latte $4.00 coffee and I was slowly sipping it but then when one of my customers came in I couldn't stop talking!!!

::deep breath::

MAN that's annoying to read back I'll try not to do it again I... ::pause:: I'll be posting a proper update soon. I have drill this weekend so it'll be before then so I have some presence with you guys while I'm off the radar.

Talk About Easy Targeting!

2007-09-17T01:04:00.000-04:00

Over a decade ago a game was released for the computer that changed my life. No, not Doom. Not Duke Nukem 3D. Not Wolfenstein 3D. ...I guess there were a lot of games that changed my life.

The game I'm referring to is called Strike Commander and it's one of the greatest games I have ever played. Just check out this intro!

It's a flight simulator developed by the same guy who made the Wing Commander games. You're an F-16 pilot and a member of a mercenary squadron established in Turkey called the Wildcats. In the near future the world has changed dramatically. After a war in the middle east, oil resources are scarce and the world is fighting over what's left. Despite protests, the U.S. begins heavy drilling of Alaska. Then the stock market crashes and the Big One hits California. Interstate politics eventually leads to the succession of several states, including Alaska, which shut down the oil pipeline and declared its oil a natural resource. This provoked a war with Canada, who recognized Alaska's independence, which resulted in the destruction of most of the state's wilderness and oil fields. Bankruptcy leads to the loss of the status of superpower to both the U.S. and the Allied European nations, who are also reeling from terrorist attacks from rebellious citizens. South America erupts in civil war all across the continent. With Japan the only remaining superpower, mercenary squadrons begin forming in Turkey, accepting missions from any corporation or government willing to pay the fee. And that's the set up for Strike Commander. Phew!

The graphics were ahead of it's time, and was one of the first computer games to require a 486 processor. The music was top notch MIDI, and the game even had voice-work. Cutscenes move the story along between missions and there was even cockpit chatter to set the mood. Missions range from base attacks, to dogfights, to escorts, even an air show. Oh, and you don't just fly planes. You'll also have to manage your budget! It would behoove you to use the cheap weapons and your gun whenever possible. After all, money doesn't grow on trees, as your accountant Virgil would say.

The characters of the game all have personalities of their own, which adds to the character of the game itself. You get to choose your wingman, or wing-woman, for each mission. And the story is awesome. This is also the game which got me interested in fighter jets in the first place. I used to doodle them all the time in my school notes.

You may be wondering what got me all nostalgic about this game. I just so happened to find my copy of the game while cleaning the house today. I had to download DOSBox to install and run it because it's so old, but I want to play it a little...bring back the memories. But my joystick won't plug into this computer. That's old too.

Anyway, a great game. If you see it available for a free download somewhere give it a shot. It's totally worth it.

I Found a Stormtrooper

2007-09-11T00:02:00.000-04:00

...too bad I didn't get a picture of it.

Yes, I saw one, at Baltimore Comic-Con. I didn't get to go last year so I was ecstatic to go this year. Sure, it wasn't where I was SUPPOSED to be (sorry!) and when my boss found out why I requested off of work that day, she wasn't too happy (sorry! again!), but it was worth it.

A stormtrooper wasn't the only thing I saw. Darth Vader was with him. I saw an Obi-wan, an Anakin, Captain America, Wolverine, a Skrull (although it was just a chick with a sign around her neck that said "skrull"), some pirates, a Blob (I'm not sure, he may have just been a fat guy) and yes, a Cyclops. But it was a shoddy Cyclops. My grandma could do better. C'mon, construction paper visor??

I don't go for the costumes, of course. I go for the ambiance. A bunch of people who love the same craft gathered together. Looking at and promoting new product. Looking for that one issue you could never get your hands on. Waiting in anticipation for meeting your favorite writer or artist. Trying to get noticed in an industry filled with talent. I wouldn't call it heaven, because things cost money, but it's up there.

The Baltimore Comic-con isn't really a big one. Not nearly as formidable as the San Diego Comic-con, or WizardWorld Chicago, or the one in New York. Not a lot of big names come out to Baltimore. I'm still waiting for Jeff Parker, my favorite of them all, to show. It's small by comparison, but still enjoyable. Manageable too. You won't be overwhelmed or find yourself pushing through crowds or anything. You'll still have to wait in a long line to see Jim Lee though. And it's cool that DC Comics' top editorial staff was there. DC is always good at bringing the big guns to the smaller conventions. Even got myself a Green Lantern ring. Damn thing doesn't work...but it looks positively geeky.

Every comic-com I go to I look for books I wouldn't normally find in a store. Independent books by people I've never heard of. Books not published by a major company. If something strikes my interest like, say, a character drama about a rock band with magical powers, I'd take the risk and shell out the money to buy the book. It's usually hit or miss, but I like to support the independents. It makes their day, and I realize I could find myself doing the same thing in the future.

I also look for cool original artwork. I asked one guy to draw me a Cyclops and it turned out great! I also found a cool drawing of Blue Beetle and Booster Gold, I want to hang it on my wall or something. I did buy one back issue: X-Factor #10 from 1986. Google it and you may find out why.

All in all, a good day. No problems getting there or coming back, got some cool product, saw some girls OH YEAH I forgot to mention the girls! Two young nubile chicks were handing out...I dunno coupons or something...and they were wearing...NOT MUCH! Like, two little triangles in the appropriate areas...I thought it was painted on at first. Nearly had a nerdgasm. I hope they were legal...Jesus...

Anyway, out.

I Need My Prosticle Checked

2007-09-05T16:42:00.000-04:00

Woooooaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Hold on a sec....

::crack...snap...rippp::

OKAY! Hi! Umm...sorry?

The thing about blogs is, there's no one you really have to please. Except maybe yourself. So if you don't post an update one month...big deal right? Just wait until next month. Don't post the next month? No biggie. One will come soon enough. No new post the following month? Ehh, I'll get around to it. After several more months, you could pretty much consider the blog dead. If the creator can't be bothered to update his own blog, what's the point?

But this blog is not dead. Sure, no one reads it. No one comments on it. No one acknowledges it. But I'm still here. If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it still make a sound? Of course it FRAKKIN' DOES!!! And this Stump is about to fall BIG TIME!!! (That last sentence was nominated for worst metaphor EVER)

What got me back in the saddle was the instance of two of my friends talking about starting a joint blog. To which I added, "Hey and I can post something too," to which they replied, "You already HAVE a blog!"

Yep, someone noticed I had a blog. "Damn," I thought. "I should get on the ball!"

So here I am. Not really talking about anything but the neglected weblog you're reading now. It wouldn't have been so neglected if something awesome happened in my life. New girlfriend, new job, new outlook on life. Instead I have new comics (every Wednesday), new game consoles, and new...nope, that's it.

That's not to say I haven't been thinking about this blasted thing. I have ideas. Concepts that are only in the drawing stage at this point. Things I want to do but lack the components or resources to complete. I do, however, have an idea that I CAN do, which only I would care about. I've only told about two people about it and they were unsupportive as expected. The bastards...

I also want to redesign the site. But...uhh...how? This site uses a template I have no idea how to edit. I was lucky enough to make the links and stuff on the right side over there -------->

Which seriously need an updating, I know. I plan to do it, thanks to the renewed interest in this blog.

I have several ideas for upcoming posts. I'd post them now if I could. But I don't want to overload on posts in one day. Then no one will even read this well-thought-out....no.......this spur-of-the-moment-taking-every-word-as-it-appears-in-my-head-and-corrected-for-spelling post. I'm going to warn you, they involve comics, TV, video games, girls, nudity, and Cyclops. Basically stuff you can read about better in just about any other blog or website.

But there's one thing those other sites don't have: MY OPINION.

Now I know that doesn't count for anything but I'm going to give it anyway. Hey, at least I'm not talking about politics....yet.

Well that was kinda long. Anyway, it's good to be back on the web again. Thanks for stopping by and stay tuned for more. Like, tomorrow!

The Death of a Dream

2007-03-10T00:54:00.000-05:00

Unless you were living under a boulder these past couple of days, no doubt you have heard:

Captain America is dead.

It took me completly by surprise. It was just a regular Wednesday morning. I arrived at the store after picking up the week's comics. After I lugged in the 50 pounds of funny books, I opened the boxes and started to sort them by title. I came across Captain America #25, noticing it came with two different covers. One was an iconic image drawn by Ed McGuinness, known more for his Superman work. The other, an image of Cap's hand in handcuffs, with blood splattered around the newspaper-background. I thought nothing of it, and continued sorting, moving on to Detective Comics and Fantastic Four. As I was sorting my boss comes out of the back room and says, "So they killed Captain America?" I'm like, ".....what?" He then goes on to say that he read it on Yahoo. My curiosity piqued, I pick up a copy of Captain America and glance through it.

Damn.

Sure, I may be a comic book guy, but this took me COMPLETELY by surprise. They certainly did a good job of keeping it a secret. So naturally I didn't order nearly enough issues of Captain America #25. I checked Yahoo News to confirm it for myself, it was their top story. I check CNN.com, front page. I'm like, "Okay, this is getting national attention." I call Diamond Comic Distributors to order more copies, and sure enough, they were sold out. Soon after that, people stopped by looking for the issue. I quickly sold all our issues, and had to explain to young kids and old ladies that we were sold out. People started calling the store looking for it.

I even had one lady call me and ask, "Do you have the latest issue of Captain Marvel?"
I'm like, "Captain Marvel?"
She says, "The one that came out today where he dies."
I blew a gasket in my mind. The nerdy comic book guy inside me wanted to blurt out in my snarkiest voice, "ACTUALLY, Captain Marvel died in the early 80's of cancer. And that's Marvel's original Captain Marvel, not his son who later called himself Captain Marvel. Then there's DC Comic's Captain Marvel, who is still alive, but his book goes by the name of 'Shazam' to avoid legal problems. So I assume you mean Captain America."
But I just said, "No. We sold out."

Later in the day I checked eBay and found the issue going for anywhere from $9.99 to $99.99. And I sold it for $3.99. Bummer.

Not ordering enough copies of Captain America #25 is probably my biggest failure as a comic book guy so far. But really, it took us all by surprise, how was I to know Marvel had the guts to kill Cap? He makes guest appearances in just about every book, whether it's punching Wolverine in the jaw or helping Ghost Rider fight...whoever Ghost Rider fights. He's a Marvel staple.

Anyway, that's the story of the work day. But what does it mean? Specifically, what does it mean to me?

Killing off Captain America is huge. Most people will compare it to the death of Superman in 1993. But it's not like that at all. Sure, Superman is an icon, but he's not America personified. He has morals and was raised with American ideals, but he doesn't necessarily represent America. Cap did. He wore the red white and blue. He wore the stars and stripes. He had an "A" on his head and saluted the American flag every chance he got. His surname is "America!" To kill off the living embodiment of America is a BIG deal. It's like killing Uncle Sam.

Marvel just finished off a big event called "Civil War" about 3 weeks ago. In the mini-series, when a Superhuman Registration Act is passed into federal law after a 9-11 like disaster, requiring all superhumans to register their identities to the government, the heroes of the Marvel Universe take sides, supporting or opposing the law. Cap disagrees with it, Iron Man enforces it. Various heroes support either Cap or Iron Man, and they end up fighting each other. It was an allegory to Personal Freedoms vs. National Security, right to privacy, the Patriot Act, and other such hot button political issues. Throughout the series, Spider-Man publicly unmasked himself, a clone Thor killed a superhero in cold blood and the Punisher...uh...kills bad guys. But it ultimately ended up with Captain America giving himself up after he sees the destruction that the fight between the heroes causes. I thought that if Cap was going to die, it would be in the big event that has been getting all the mainstream attention anyway. So when he didn't die, and was arrested instead, I thought, "okay."

Who would've thought he'd die 3 weeks AFTER the big event? I guess it makes sense for him to die in his own book, but still. I didn't think they would do it. That's why I was so surprised. I mean, he's not Marvel's most popular hero, but he's Captain America!! He doesn't have a movie franchise, or a TV show. But he's still a household name, usually used to describe someone uptight and patriotic.

It's also interesting how he died. He didn't die in a massive brawl with a supervillian, like Superman did. He didn't die in his lover's arms, like Superman did. He got shot by a sniper. He died off panel, bleeding out. We see his dead body under a white sheet, with the blank stare of an exposed eye staring back at us. Steve Rogers, Captain America, was assassinated in front of the courthouse, being put on trial for his crimes.

What does that say about America? The current state of America? Do the morals of the greatest generation no longer apply in the modern world? Has the United States lost it's way? There are many questions as to what this may imply. Looking at the current state of the country, it's hard not to ask these questions. Whether we want to admit it or not, America is in a state of disarray. The country has its problems, and we are coming dangerously close to losing that which makes us Americans.

If anything good comes out of the death of Captain America, it's that it will make people step back and think about the implications of his death, and making people aware of the way things are right now, instead of who Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy is or why Britney Spears is doing her best Captain Picard impression.

Will Captain America come back? I have no doubt. But it won't be the same Captain America. It won't be Steve Rogers. Someone else will wear the costume and take up the mantle. But I don't see that happening anytime soon.

When reading an article about Cap on Yahoo News, I found a quote from Captain America's co-creator Joe Simon. He said, "We really need him now."

I couldn't agree more. Steve Rogers, you'll be missed.

A Comic...Trailer?

2007-01-16T01:45:00.000-05:00

I found this online and thought it'd be nice to post it here. As part of my...errr...apology to Joss Whedon.

Marvel has been doing this thing lately, and I must say, it's very cool. And of course, if any of you are curious about it, you can ask me. Since I'm a comic book guy.

The Quest Shall Go On!

2007-01-15T01:30:00.000-05:00

Some of you probably think I don't have anything to write about anymore. That is NOT the case. This blog will not end. The Quest shall continue until I deem it unneccesary. Or until I greatly offend someone with my not-so-quick-witted remarks and horrendous grammar. In that case I shall create a new blog under a new pseudonym such as "Chappy McStik" with a title like "Stik It to Ya, Chaps!" But until then....ON WITH THE QUEST!

This particuular entry is a long overdue and probably drawn out rambling. A rambling of whatever's on my mind. Bear with me, like a grizzly.

The Nintendo Wii. What can I say about it that most of you haven't already heard? Innovative motion-sensing control? Easy to play? Fun as a night out with a panty-less Britney Spears...pre-K-Fed? You've heard it all. You can hardly find one in the stores, almost a month after the holidays, and they're still going on E-Bay for about $100 over retail. But disregarding all of that, just take my word for it: It's just damn fun. You owe it to yourself to at least give it a try.

The Playstation 3 however... Right now, it hardly seems worth the money. I bought one when it came out, intending to sell it before the holidays. Yeah, I was one of those people. Long story short it didn't happen. So I returned it to the store I bought it from...and it was the tenth one they had in stock. Maybe when more games come out for the PS3 it will gain some value with gamers but when you have a Wii for less than half the price and an XBox 360 for a more reasonable price, and you could get BOTH of these systems for around the same amount of money as one PS3, why bother? Not to mention the state of denial Sony seems to be in, with bogus press releases and taking credit for "innovative" control. It's only my opinion but, Damn Sony, you dropped the ball.

The Ravens are out of the playoffs. I don't really care but I was thinking, what is everybody going to do with all that paraphenalea they bought? Do they keep it up regardless to show their team spirit? Or do they take it down with a hung head so they don't look like losers when they drive down the highway with two or more Ravens flags, a Ravens bumper sticker, one of those window clings that have a too-small-to-look-real football protruding through "shattered" glass, and a Ravens antenna topper?

Oh, and several months ago I went on a tirade about Joss Whedon. I even went so far as to name the title of that entry "Joss Whedon Sucks" or something like that, for his treatment of my favorite comic book character, Cyclops. (Hey, you think you could get away without at least ONE Cyclops reference?) Well, allow me to stick my foot firmly in MY mouth, because he fooled me. I fell into his trap, bringing Cyclops down only to bring him back up again, and stronger than ever. Ironically, I now think Joss Whedon is one of the few writers who actually "gets" Cyclops. Who would've thought, that by taking away his powers, that he'd become a stronger, more focused character? So, I'm sorry Mr. Whedon. I judged you prematurely.

That reminds me, in an upcoming post I have another action figure to show off.

I'm getting tired of Doritos. Ever since they got rid of Salsa flavor and changed the flavor of the Nacho Cheese, I'm finding it harder and harder to eat them. And they're so freaking messy. Not to mention the aftertaste. I've got a chip on my shoulder. OMFG a pun! In a blog!

I realize I gotta stop making so many stupid puns. They're not funny. I don't know why people laugh at my puns. I think they're just humoring me. "Oh look at the silly nerd who thinks he's funny ha ha what a joke." It's beginning to define my personality, and I don't want that.

Sending more troops to Iraq? Will that really help solve the problem?

Am I the only one who thinks X-Men: The Last Stand sucked?

And airline food...what's up with that?

OOOOkay that's enough ranting for now. Welcome back.

P.S. Spell Check isn't working right and I don't have the initiative to check it myself. Bollocks.

Happy Holid...wha??

2006-12-25T00:17:00.000-05:00

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I gotta say I'm not ready for an update right now. I'm preparing one but it'll be later. The reason I'm writing something now is because I realized my AIM profile mentions the title of my LAST update, which was Halloween. How dated is that? Geez.

Anyway, have a great holiday and expect a proper update soon. In the meantime, enjoy the video above. I sure did.

Happy Hallow...what??

2006-10-31T01:46:00.000-05:00

Hey gang. You know I'm a big kid, right?

I love dressing up for Halloween. I don't care what some comedians say, it's still enjoyable, even for adults. This year's costume is relatively simple:

Yes, it's Cyclops. Yes, I'm wearing a jacket similar to one he wore in X3. And yes, the pic is a little bit photoshopped for effect. So sue me. It's my blog, I wanna make sure I look awesome. After Scott's...mistreatment in that dumb movie, I figured I'd remind people that he's still around. Brett Ratner be damned.

I even have a story as to how he could have survived that travesty. Ask me about it sometime.

In a related note, check this guy out!

He's a Batman. Really. Read this.

Oh, and Super Pat Quest is TWO years old this week!!!! And it just so happens one of the first pictures I posted WAS a Cyclops!! Two years and still nerdy as ever.

Later creeps, and trolls, and goblins, ghouls, and Harry Careys. Cubs win!

Welcome Back, Me

2006-09-25T21:21:00.000-04:00

I'm back. To celebrate, a new movie:

With the desire to make more movies but not having the resources, I brought some old stuff out and played with it.

It's no "Schindler's List." It's not even "Clueless." But it's loads better than "House of 1,000 Corpses." What a crappy movie.

Expect regular updates from here on out.

Astonishing Cyclops Custom Action Figure

2006-05-29T01:17:00.002-04:00

I've recently completed work on my third custom action figure:
Astonishing Cyclops.

"Not another Cyclops!" Yep. This time in his current costume as seen in the pages of Astonishing X-Men written by Joss Whedon and drawn by John Cassady. He can also be seen in Marvel's big summer event, Civil War.

A lot of tedious work went into this one. I decided to make it because I saw an excellent version made from Iron Cow Productions, seen in an issue of Toyfare magazine. Visiting his site I learned the recipe. Figuring (no pun intended) since they already made an Astonishing Wolverine, and Kitty Pride, they could use the company of my favorite character. It all started with a Marvel Legends Bullseye.

I took off the straps and belts and that white dickey on his upper body, then popped off his boots and gloves. I then sanded down the bullseye on his head, and sculpted a visor using plumbers epoxy putty. I also covered his ears. I used the forearms from a Marvel Legends Gambit to replace Bullseye's gloves, but cut off the hands from Bullseye and replaced Gambit's not-as-articulate hands using glue. I took some boots from a Fantastic Four movie figure and popped them on.

After painting the figure in dark blue, I used rubber bands for the belts and straps, then painted them. The smaller lines going up his chest and thighs were very tedious, especially with the articulation to work around. But it worked out quite well. For the visor I cut a thin strip of metallic red gift bow and placed it on, giving it a nice effect. A quick spray of Dull-Cote and it's finished.

This is my best custom figure to date, and blows my last one out of the water. It looks clean and polished, like a professionally made figure, and retains all it's articulation. The figure looks swell standing next to Wolverine.

It almost makes up for the fact that Cyclops dies in X3. Almost.

Kerry'd Away

2006-05-11T16:06:00.001-04:00

How often do you get to meet a U.S. Senator? How about one that ran for President? And one you voted for?

It was a great honor to meet him. He's a very nice gentleman and...really tall.

Joss Whedon Sucks

2006-04-29T17:32:00.000-04:00

One of this week's comics was Astonishing X-Men #14, written by Joss Whedon. Astonishing X-Men is considered by many to be the current flagship title of the X-Men, because it has the A-list team (including that cod Wolverine) and the all star creative team of Whedon and John Cassady. Oh, and it runs bi-monthly.

Anyway, in this issue Emma Frost puts doubt in Cyclops' mind about why Professor X chose Scott to lead the team, as part of an attack on the X-Men from within. She says Beast is a genius, Angel looked like a God, and Jean was his favorite. I guess she forgot about Iceman, as people generally do. So why would Xavier choose him?

Over in a review at Silver Bullet Comic Books, Ray Tate says,

"Even when ignoring the fact that Scott was the first of the X-Men I can give you very good reasons, in context, why Xavier chose Scott as the leader of the X-Men. Scott was the most powerful of the original X-Men. He could stay behind the battle lines; bark out commands yet still blast the bloody hell out of somebody.

Warren flew and hit people. Hank thought a lot and hit people with his big feet. Jean could telekinetically pick up a rock and hit people. Bobby could form ice and hit people, but only Scott could knock down an army while still ordering the others to hit any stragglers. Of course, in this issue, Scott doesn't order anybody to hit people. More's the pity, and even the normally ultra violent Wolverine spends his time eating cereal.

In terms of personality and experience Scott was the obvious choice. Warren was wealthy and somewhat spoiled. Hank is a genius, but he isn't a strategist like Scott. Jean was the novice of the X-Men, and Bobby was far too young and inexperienced to lead the group. I just don't buy any of Emma's arguments, and neither should an experienced hero like Scott. Can nobody do this character any justice? Scott Summers used to be Mr. X-Man, and now he's always considered the weak link. Concussive eye-beams that can knock down an army! When did this stop being an impressive power?"

I couldn't have said it better myself. Big names aren't everything in this biz. Just look at Kevin Smith (Man he sucks).

O-pening Day

2006-04-04T12:20:00.000-04:00

I've managed to avoid the whole month of March. Now that's madness.

Yesterday was MLB's opening day, and the Baltimore Orioles made it a good one. I strongly suggest reading Paul's game recap at the Orioles Hangout.

It's a great and unboring way to see what happened during the game, inning by inning, since I don't usually have the time to watch it on the TV.

I'd consider myself a closet baseball fan. I'm not all gung-ho about it, but I still enjoy a good game once in a while. I used to play little league, you know. I sucked. But it was still fun. I still have the tape where I won my team pizza on a bunt that ended up being a triple. I had mad bunting skills.

New X-Men Cyclops Custom Action Figure

2006-02-17T01:15:00.002-05:00

It's been a while since I've worked on an action figure. The only one I've really produced was the one of myself, which was just an experiment. Still, I was hoping to make a few others using the skills I've learned from making SuperPat. One of those figures I've been wanting to make was a Cyclops figure. Now I know Cyke has had a lot of figures made of him but I wanted one of Cyclops in a particular costume: that of which he wore for about 3 years when Grant Morrison was writing the X-Men. Well, I finally had the opportunity, so here he is, Cyclops:

Grant Morrison's X-Men was by far my favorite take of the franchise. More than just heroes and villains fighting each other in fight after fight, his run ended up being a commentary on how the X-Men property has been handled by Marvel Comics throughout the years. Cyclops was pretty much the central character in his run, himself a metaphor of the X-Men, afraid to change in a world that doesn't want him to. He's never been allowed to be anything but a superhero. I found an excellent site that analyses Morrison's run right here. I find it fitting that the main villain of his 40+ issues is based on the editors of Marvel Comics.

When ToyBiz released their new X-Men toy line, I was hoping they would release the Scott Summers I desired. After all, they did release a Wolverine based on New X-Men. But instead, they came out with this:

Yup, that's ruby-quartz armor he's wearing, by the way. I guess he wears it in case he shoots himself with his optic blasts. Or perhaps his optic blasts burst out of his nipples (niplic blasts?). In any case, this just won't do. I figured as time goes on and Morrison's plots keep getting retconned by Buffy the Serenity Slayer, the chances of any more figures from New X-Men being released were slim to none. I noticed that with a little work, this could turn into the figure I want. He's tall and has the slim build that Cyclops has, so I started dreaming up a way to turn this fabulous specimen into a leather and kevlar wearing X-Man.

I started by removing his backpack, missile launcher, shoulder pads and those stupid tubes coming out of his body. Then I cut off the X on his chest and put it aside for later. I cut a collar out of toothpaste tube and fitted it on him. Here's where the plumber's epoxy putty comes in. I sculpted his jacket on him, then filled out his arms to make them look like sleeves, and then the elbowpads. I then sculpted the X's on his calves, dremeled his inner thighs a bit and sculpted pants over them, and filled the hole in the side of his head from that stupid tube. Next I formed the belt and put the X I set aside in the center of it. After a bit of sanding, he was ready to paint. I brought out the old Warhammer paints from a forgotten hobby and went to work. I ended up painting several coats, especially on the yellow parts. When that's done, a couple sprays of Dull-Cote and VOILA!

He's not exactly the way I thought he'd turn out. I realize I made the collar too big and he's not as poseable because the arms on this figure don't move out, and I lost articulation in the torso. But as long as he can stand and as long as his hands can reach his visor, I'm happy. He's in scale with the rest of the X-Men too, which is always good. But the best part is that his light up visor still works! And I can still replace the batteries because I sculpted around the battery cover on his back.

Overall I feel content that my collection finally has the figure I desired, even if it wasn't...er...professionally made. I wouldn't be surprised if I try to improve on it later though.

Sure, he'll die in X-Men 3, but Cyclops will live on in the palm of my hand!

Better to GIF Than to Receive

2006-01-27T03:58:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the lack of updates.

I've finally used my knowledge of animated GIFs. Behold! My first animated GIF!!!

Think of the possibilities!!!

I'll be back with something more substantial. Sorry to tease you.

Update for Update's Sake

2005-12-29T00:42:00.000-05:00

Christmas is over. New Year approaching. Not...much...else...

I don't even remember the resolution I made for last New Year's Eve, if I even made one. I never saw the point of those anyway, I never accomplish them. I mean, it's not like I have any weight to lose.

Then again, if I do make a resolution, maybe 2006 will be the year I actually see it through. The oil in my car has to be changed sometime...

Man...I wish I had some new movies to post. I have a Shockwave file I could load up but I can't figure out how. It was made with Macromedia Director but all anyone cares about is Flash these days.

Oh, Malcolm, I need my 30 or so comics back. Thanks.

Selling for Fun and Profit

2005-12-22T14:41:00.000-05:00

I love the holidays. Not only are places looking festive and everything smelling like pine, but there's also people who'll pay almost any amount to get a hard-to-find item for their kids. Case in point: the XBox 360. However, there's one undeserving kid who won't get it this year.

Anywho, one of these items is the new DDR game for Nintendo Gamecube, called Mario Mix. Thanks to Mike's advice, I just sold it on eBay for twice as much as I paid for it. I sent it out today and it's guaranteed to get there tomorrow, just in time to plant it under the tree.

And that makes me feel good.

Old Man

2005-12-11T01:57:00.000-05:00

A little vacation never hurt anyone.

Because of the vacation time I had left for the year, I was able to take a few days in a row off. Given this opportunity, I took a short trip to New York City with Mandie, Paul, and Mike. I've never been to NYC before (aside from the bus depot on the way to Montreal) so it was a lot to take in. The city is friggin' huge! Times Square and the surrounding streets were packed full of people. In one instance I had to push Paul through the crowd like he was a Tetris piece. Macy's is an 8-story department store (not including cellar) with a restaurant or two on each floor.

While in Macy's I saw an older man working behind the jewelry counter. He was short and slightly hunched over, maybe in his seventies, and had those sagging cheeks with a slight stubble. He was dressed in a suit and was handling a piece of jewelry for a customer. I don't know why, but I felt he was...adorable. He looked like the kind of old man that you imagine walking home alone at night in the rain, going to his one bedroom apartment where only he and his dog live. I really don't know what came over me, but I heard myself saying, I hope he had a good life. I just wanted to give him a hug.

I'm sorry if that sounds cheesy, creepy, or inappropriate, but it's how I felt. And dammit, it's my blog. I'll say what I feel needs to be said, and I feel better telling you this.

Overall New York was fun, cold and totally worth it. If only we didn't have to encounter New Jersey in order to get there. Apparently they have a ten second rule when it comes to red lights. It's okay to cross the intersection up to ten seconds AFTER the light turns red. And they don't have legible signs.

She Has What?!?

2005-11-30T13:15:00.000-05:00

Lyme disease.

That is what the veternarian said my dog Mindy has. On Sunday I noticed Mindy wasn't herself. She was just...blah...not moving much at all and her tail was between her legs. I'd have to carry her around like I was Paris Hilton or something.

We took her to the vet on Monday and she gave us medication for the dog. I sneak it in with a slice of ham and now she's acting like her old self again, barking at everything and peeing everywhere.

She's under her own power again, so I don't have to lug her around, but don't expect to see a sex tape anytime soon.

I Have What?!?

2005-11-21T14:34:00.000-05:00

Borderline high cholesterol.

That's what a notice from my Army physical said when I got it in the mail. I'm only 23. This has to be a mistake right?

Well, I'm not taking any chances. I have to change my diet, lose weight, and exercise more. Well, the losing weight thing is not an option, but I'll certainly try the other two.

Man, I'm getting old.

Superman Teaser!!

2005-11-18T14:34:00.000-05:00

The teaser for Superman Returns has been released on the internet at the official site. It's also supposed to be attached to Harry Potter this weekend. I won't get to see it on the big screen until Sunday night because of drill, but I watched it online and I swear I got all tingly. Goosebumps I tell ya. I love it.

I hope those of you who also see it feel the same way.

Tell Me Why...

2005-11-12T23:13:00.000-05:00

Why would anyone want me to join an Asian Backstreet Boys community?? I got an email from that Orkut thing I don't use. Of course, it was in a language I don't understand, but the header was "So and so has invited you to join Asian Backstreet Boys! XD"

Oh the shame.

In an unrelated incident, I used some of my French speaking skills on a hot French chick. She dug me, for sure.

My Costume(s)

2005-11-03T00:01:00.000-05:00

Just a couple of pics left over from Halloween. This one is from Mandie's party.

The Pointy-Haired Boss, Slarfleet Captain Stump, Paul being strangled by a Boa Constrictor, The Hanged Man, Walker Texas Ranger, and Peter Pan

And this one from work. I didn't want to wear the elaborate Starfleet costume at work so I went with something a little more subtle...

This looks like a job for...

I even tried to get the hair right. Funny thing is, a guy at Mandie's party had the same idea. I promise though that I thought of it before I saw him.

I Was Naked I Tell You

2005-10-30T23:04:00.000-05:00

Mwahaha!!

Super Pat Quest Year One Fact: There have been a total of 114 comments posted on SPQ since it's birth. Very few have been from myself. Four were from people I've never met.

In other news, Mandie's Halloween party was a blast. Okay, I didn't win the costume contest. Not even a single vote that I'm aware of. But Josh won a prize for his costume as the Hung Guy. Hanged! I mean Hanged Guy. I'll have a couple of pics soon.

My Army physical went well too. I had a little trouble getting there, since it was in DC. FedsHeal probably figured since I was stationed out of Ft. Belvoir, I must live close to it. Guess again! After a thorough...THOROUGH exam, I came out with a clean bill of health. The staff were also very nice, and very female. Being naked and getting examined? No prob!

SPQ: Year One

2005-10-26T23:49:00.000-04:00

Waaah!

Super Pat Quest is now one year old! For the next seven days, I will be looking back on the first year of this blog. In celebration, as well as inflection. Stay tuned!

Who Sleeps Anymore?

2005-10-24T14:16:00.000-04:00

I went and saw Lewis Black at UMBC a couple of days ago. You see comedians on television all the time and chuckle a little, but there's nothing like seeing one in person. I was cracking UP! John Bowman, who went on stage before him, was also very funny. I tell ya I'll never look at candy corn the same way again.

In other news, I have resolved to not do something tonight: sleep. I've got a couple things I want to do and I'm excited about it, and I just don't want to put if off. I want to get it done. So after work, which I'll leave for in a few minutes, I'll start work and won't sleep until tomorrow afternoon.

None of this!

You may think I'm orchestrating my own downfall but everyone knows I've already done that. Let's see how it goes.

Ahh, Fresh Bait

2005-10-19T23:43:00.000-04:00

Feeling a bit lazy today. So I'll just leave you with this classic. I found it a while ago but it's still funny.

Maybe those searching for pics of Katie Holmes will find this site.

Hallow There!

2005-10-18T23:48:00.000-04:00

It's been a few years since I actually looked forward to a Halloween. Probably not since the last time I went trick or treating. But this year is different, thanks to an upcoming party I have no doubt will be lots of fun. The other reason is because I have a great costume all ready to be worn.

Some of you have no idea what my costume is. Some of you already know what it is but have yet to see it. And some of you know what it is, but have no idea what I'm talking about. On or after Halloween I'll publish a pic for all to gander.

In the meantime, I was browsing the internet for ideas for pumpkin carvings, and ran across PumpkinGutter. I thought it was pretty neat, not a typical way to carve a pumpkin, and I'm sure it requires a lot of patience that I just don't have.

Now that's a scary face.

And I hate the smell of pumpkin.

Ow.

2005-10-17T12:17:00.000-04:00

Another drill weekend has past. It wasn't too bad, but I did PT both days, Saturday morning and Sunday afternoon. During Sunday's run, my leg started to hurt. I thought I could walk it off, but it just hurt more. Whenever I put pressure on my left leg, it would cause excruciating pain in my knee.

Maybe I should try this.

After applying a heating pad, eating some KFC and a good night's sleep, it's a little bit better. But it still hurts. I don't remember having an injury like it before. I actually had to call out of work today. I never do that. Well, back to the heating pad. Maybe I can get some drawings done in the meantime.

It's a Smallville After All

2005-10-14T23:27:00.000-04:00

Woah. Sorry about that guys. Looks like I need to break out the lemon-scented Pledge.

Anyway, you all know how big of a fan I am of Superman. So it's safe to assume that I'd be a fan of Smallville on the WB. Of course I am! The problem was, it debuted while I was in basic training, and was already well into it's first season before my training ended, so I haven't discovered it yet. But in 2003 when the first season came out on DVD, while I was activated, I bought it and watched it on the weekends when I came home. I loved every bit of it. But by the time I finished watching it, the show was well into it's second season. You catching the pattern? In order for me to watch the series spoiler free, I'd have to buy the DVDs when they eventually came out, which was usually mid-season releases. (I bought the third season as well.)But with the recent release of the fourth season on DVD before season five premiered, I finally had a chance to catch up to the airings.

There's no doubt about it, I love Smallville. It just keeps getting better and better, with every season. I love the fact that the writers and producers of the show change the lore of Superman ever so slightly. For instance, having Lex Luthor in Smallville was a brilliant move. The relationship between Clark Kent and Lex is one of the best parts of the show, because you want them to be friends, but we all know they'll end up as arch-enemies. By showing the different sides to Lex, it turns him into a tragic character, not just a one-sided evil genius he's known to be, as you delve into his background and his efforts to be a good person.

I know there are people out there who think Superman is a lame character, too good to be true and a cheesy boy scout, but if those people watch Smallville they might see it differently. There are many aspects of Clark Kent that are shown in Smallville, how and why he does these amazing things, and shows that it's not always a gift to have superhuman powers. I feel that if people watch this show, they will finally start to understand Superman. Even though he's not even Superman yet. The show is that good.

The show is also filled with hot girls, my favorite being Chloe. (Allison Mack is ON FIRE!)

I should also mention that it's kicking all kinds of ass in it's new timeslot, beating out every show except Survivor (take THAT Joey!).
Update: Well, it was kicking all kinds of ass until recently, as Mike pointed out to me. It's now fifth in it's timeslot.

Yeah, I don't watch a lot of TV, but when it's a show that I can talk about for hours like the geek that I am, I'll make time for it.

Not Just About Superheroes

2005-09-27T00:40:00.000-04:00

Artists get it when they can't figure out how to draw something. Writers get it when they don't know how to make a story interesting. Guys get it when someone intrudes on their chances of hooking up with a girl. And I've had it for the past week.

A block. In my case, Blog-Block! I was doing just fine, updating fairly regularly, even adding a new feature to the sidebar, until I ran out of stuff to say.

But then I thought of Dan Rosa, a man I met at Comic-Con, and the picture he drew for me.

Scrooge McDuck by Dan Rosa

Dan Rosa is a legendary comic book writer and artist, known mostly for his work on Donald Duck and Scrooge McDuck comics. He's won an Eisner award (the Oscars of comics) and continues to work in comics today.

It was great to meet him. Comics aren't just about superheroes, you know.

Remembering that picture, it's exactly how I felt this past week. If I was old and furry and had a bill with bifocals balanced on the end, I'd look just like that.

Bird is the Word

2005-09-19T01:54:00.000-04:00

I've got one more movie to pull out of cold storage to show my loyal visitors. It's an interview project where I was given several questions to ask students of HCC.

I hate interviews. I hate giving them, and I hate doing them.

So naturally I interviewed two people who I happened to work with and go to HCC, and my usual partner in crime.

Wait what is...another beard pic??? NOOOOO!!!

Sigh.

Great, now I'm depressed, and all the women are swooning.

Anyway, it's a long video, but if you keep watching you'll see some funny bits. At least I hope they're funny.

Click here to see it.

It's a bigger file, and in order to get it to the size where I could post it on PutFile.com, I had to lessen the quality. But it is still quite watchable.

Also, I've added a movie section to the right for easy access to my movies. It seems several people have been shown one of my movies and would like to see the rest. Enjoy, and let me know what you think.

Sadly, No Stormtroopers.

2005-09-18T11:34:00.000-04:00

I went to Baltimore Comic-Con and spent some money. There were certainly a lot of vendors there, taking up half of the hall, with toys to overprice and back issues to sell. They even had DVDs of unreleased material, probably downloaded, such as The entire 90s X-Men cartoon, the classic BirdMan cartoons, and the yet to be released Family Guy straight-to-video movie. Then the comic book companies themselves took up the other half of the hall. There were several special guests, writers, artists, and inkers, signing and sketching for people. DC Comics had free buttons and advance peeks at upcoming comics. Marvel Comics didn't have a showing at all.

I didn't buy any mainstream stuff, because I can find those anywhere, anytime I want to. What I stuck to was the independant stuff.

Although, I did manage to buy The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, written and drawn by the legendary Don Rosa. He was there, signed it for me, and even did a sketch for me in my book.

Wolverine and Green Lantern at blows

while Rogue and another X-Chick hangs on.

Oh, and there were some people in costume. Not as many as I expected there to be, unfortunately. The Wolverine in the pic above was the most impressive that I saw, but there were a couple other good ones. I saw a Morpheus, a Black Cat, a Nightwing, and a Black Panther. I never saw the Stormtrooper that usually appears at comic conventions.

Comic-Con Bound

2005-09-16T13:48:00.000-04:00

I'm going to Baltimore Comic-Con tomorrow! I've never been there so it should be exciting.

Cyke knows what's going on.

I'll try and take some pictures of people in costume. Those are always fun.

H2O Death From Below Part 2

2005-09-16T00:32:00.000-04:00

As promised, the one of the other comics I found in my AIT notebook from 4 years ago. Again, I don't expect anyone to get it.

Army Humor...

Even I don't understand a couple of the jokes. But I'm not really known for my memory skills. I split this one up so it would be easier to read.

...That No One Gets

Updating on a daily basis is fun! I should do this more often.

H2O Death From Below!

2005-09-14T23:20:00.000-04:00

While cleaning my room last night, I found my notebook from AIT, an Army school. I doodled a lot in class, just like any other class, and even found time to make some comics. I laughed while reading them because I forgot I made so much fun of my classmates. I scanned one and posted it below. Click the pic for a bigger image.

We Will Not Chew Gum!

I don't remember the names of some of the characters, but I included everyone in my class at the time. It was a big hit with the class and each of them got a copy. The only one I keep in contact with is Kim, who is in my unit.

I don't expect anyone to get it. But I posted it regardless.

I'll post the comic from FTX later.

More Than I Can Beard

2005-09-13T23:30:00.000-04:00

I went on a 5 day army trip this past weekend. Friday night through Sunday afternoon was drill, and Sunday afternoon through Tuesday was to make up for last month's drill, which I missed to go rafting with Ben and Jon. The second half was a mission to take three boats from Baltimore back to Ft. Belvoir.

Despite being assigned to a M16 with an M203, which makes for unnecessary extra weight to carry, and not having enough tents or cots, both went off with no problems. My biggest hurdle though, took place a couple hours before the army stuff began.

I grew quite the beard in the two months of civilian life. It's never been so thick. It's never been so...respectable. So manly!

Women thought it was sexy. Men thought it was evil. Josh thought he'd pick at it way too close to my face.

It's gone now. The remains in the bathroom trashcan and sink.

It shall return.

Pat's Manly Beard

July 11, 2005 - September 9, 2005

Several Random Things

2005-09-07T14:13:00.000-04:00

First off, happy birthday Paul. Sorry you had to walk blindfolded through a mall, running into doors and going up escalators, but it was worth it.

Paul doesn't know what's going on.

Second, as promised, here is the gag reel from the previous video. Includes a slow motion replay even.

Third, as more and more things come out about Katrina, the more I get angry. I agree with Sen. Hillary Clinton, an independant commission needs to be conducted as it was with 9/11. I have a feeling Bush's probe won't reveal anything too scathing.

Fourth, I've added a new link to the right to Orioles Hangout, a baseball site Paul works for. I've read a few of his works and it's impressive stuff.

The Guys

Lastly, a neat article about the new Superman movie appeared in Newsweek this week. It has a little bit of spoiler content, but it can be found here, and features a new pic of Brandon Routh in costume.

That is all.

The Post-Katrina Post

2005-09-06T00:45:00.000-04:00

It's appalling how badly the government handled hurricane Katrina. Thousands may be dead, and many of those deaths could have been prevented if our government handled the situation like it should have. There is no excuse for lack of preparation, especially when FEMA predicted this happening over four years ago, and funding was cut drastically from efforts to prevent it. The images on the television looks like it came out of a third-world country for God's sake.

New Orleans

A good article about how our government failed can be found here.

And yes, I do believe race has something to do with it.

A New Video!!!11!1

2005-09-03T02:16:00.000-04:00

Enough of the nerdy rants! I finally got the resources to post another video I made last semester! This one was assigned and completed before the other two, so I didn't have as much liberty as the other projects. I had to stick to a script, but my interpretation of it was up to me.

Click the picture to view the movie.

HMMM??

Drew once again is the star of the show. Even though this is pretty much my first video project, I am impressed with myself. I like the camera angles I used in particular. Hpwever, there are many mistakes. See how many you can find, then post them in the comments!

Also, there's an alternate scene! I usually skip the alternate scenes on DVDs, but this one is mine so don't skip it! Click here to see it.

Expect a couple more videos in the near future, including a short blooper reel for this project.

Enjoy!

Why I Changed My Mind About Wonder Woman

2005-08-28T22:31:00.000-04:00

Continuing to spotlight my drawings, which I've neglected to do as of late, I thought I'd take a crack at drawing Wonder Woman. I've never tried to draw Wonder Woman, so I was up to the challenge.

Wonder Woman

This is a drawing that could benefit from colorization, which I'll most likely attempt soon. Hey, I might as well keep the experiments coming. I'll probably run it through Photoshop to do so, in order to clean up the lines. An illustrated woman benefits from clean flowing lines. I also want to add a background.

Truthfully, I was never really into Wonder Woman while exposed to comics. I understand that she's one of the Big Three, and holds a very special place in comic book history, but I just didn't have any desire to read about the character. She seems way too perfect, and let's face it, at times she can be a bitch. Not even the Justice League cartoon made me feel any better about the character.

That all changed after I read Countdown to Infinite Crisis.

Please bear with me if you're not a comic book reader. If you are one, there be SPOILERS ahead!

In Countdown, Blue Beetle, a second-rate hero and former member of the Justice League International, stumbled upon a conspiracy that endangers the entire world. And no one believed him. Batman disregarded him, Superman had more pressing matters to attend to, and the rest of the heroes, well, had better things to do than go on a wild goose chase. No one believed him, except for his best friend Booster Gold, and Wonder Woman. With Booster Gold in the hospital, and Wonder Woman on another assignment, Beetle went himself to uncover the conspiracy. Blue Beetle ended up being right, discovering a spy satellite that was once Batman's but is now under the control of a villain. With it, this villain knows the whereabouts and identities of every hero in the DC Universe. Sadly, Blue Beetle was shot in the head by former ally and once head of the Justice League International, Maxwell Lord. No one knew the fate of Blue Beetle. Within 80 pages, you learn to love him, then he dies.

With Beetle's whereabouts unknown, Wonder Woman agrees to help Booster Gold find his best friend. When they find out, Booster angrily attacks Batman for dismissing him.

Now here's where it gets good. Maxwell Lord, Beetle's killer, has a plan to kill all the superheroes and villains on Earth called The OMAC Project, which is what Blue Beetle also stumbled upon. He also has the ability to control minds. With Batman hot on his trail, he enacts a plan that he's been working on for years: gaining control of Superman. Infiltrating his mind, Max made Superman see his worst enemies brutally kill his wife Lois Lane. Superman went on a rampage as a result, almost slaughtering his enemies. But what he didn't know was that he wasn't fighting Brainiac, Darkseid, or Ruin. He was fighting Batman, seriously injuring him. If Wonder Woman hadn't interrupted, Batman would be dead.

When Martian Manhunter discovered it was Maxwell Lord who did this to Superman, and determined it was irreversible, a devastated Clark incapacitated the Justice League and went to confront him. However, he walked right into his trap. Wonder Woman followed him only to find Superman once again under Max's control. What follows is a brutal fight between Superman and Wonder Woman. Superman was seeing Doomsday rip Lois apart, and believed Wonder Woman to be Doomsday. He was not holding back. But Wonder Woman held her own (barely) and eventually tied Maxwell Lord up in her lasso. Flinging her tiara at Superman's throat, she demanded Max release control of him. He did, leaving a stunned Superman now aware of what he's done. Max says this won't stop him, saying he'll regain control of Superman, killing Batman, Lois, and many more. She asks him how to release his control of Superman. Bound by the Lasso of Truth, Max Lord said "Kill me."

Without hesitation, Wonder Woman snapped his neck.

THIS is why Wonder Woman kicks ASS. She did what was necessary for the safety of the entire world without flinching. She is a warrior after all, and has no qualms about killing when no other option presents itself.

However, the Big Three are split. WW and Superman don't trust Batman because it was his satellite they didn't know about. WW and Batman don't trust Superman because of the brutal beatings he handed down to them. Superman and Batman don't trust Wonder Woman because of her willingness to take a life.

This makes for compelling reading. Props to Greg Rucka, for it was him who wrote all that. It will no doubt lead into the Infinite Crisis that will shatter the DC Universe.

Phew! Thanks for bearing with me folks.

Comic Musings

2005-08-21T20:48:00.000-04:00

It's that time again! Yup, time to get nerdy! Pass the Fonions and
polish off your pocket protectors! I'm gonna talk about comics.

Back in 2003 Marvel Comics decided to release a line of comics called Tsunami. The hook of the line was that it was influenced by manga comics, or Japanese comics, which have been gaining in popularity lately, sometimes pushing American published comics off the shelf. The titles were Mystique, Venom, Sentinel, Inhumans, Human Torch, Runaways, New Mutants, and Namor. They were written by up and coming writers and featured manga influenced art by up and coming artists.

They were all eventually cancelled.

Runaways lasted for 18 issues and Mystique lasted 36 or so, and New Mutants was later renamed New X-Men: Academy X (Because they didn't have enough X's in the title). But still, all kaput.

Sentinel, written by Sean McKeever and penciled by UDON, was the only one I bought every issue of and I loved every bit of it. For those of you who remember, a Sentinel was one of those giant purple robots that dominated the first season of the old 90s X-Men cartoon on FOX. They pop up every couple of years in the comics in some form or other, but they all have the same origin: built by the government to exterminate mutants.

The comic uses this robot, but in a different way. The comic was about a
high-schooler named Juston who finds the remains of a mutant-hunting Sentinel, and decides to fix it up and keep it. The premise sounds cheesy and a bit familiar (Iron Giant anyone?) but I was surprised about the complexity of it all. It's not really about the Sentinel at all. It's about Juston. It's about a 9th grader who gets picked on by bullies and whose mother ran from the family. It's about a normal kid who has crushes on girls and best friends who stand by him. And he has a robot of his very own. What he does with it is where the story comes from. I also found it appealing that he basically turns a weapon of mass destruction into a force for good. Unfortunately, just as the story was getting even better, the series ended with issue #12.

Juston and his Sentinel

But, like the manga they were influenced by, most of the books were released in digest form, then sold in bookstores. Runaways, the other good book of the line, sold well enough to get a second chance. The second volume is now selling pretty well.

And just recently it was announced that Sentinel will also continue in a second volume. And I'm very happy about that. I love it when comic companies do what I want them to, cause they rarely do.

I started that picture at work a few weeks ago, then finished it last night. A few of my sketches start like that. The Sentinel is supposed to look a bit derelict, since it was practically rebuilt with spare parts and stuff. I didn't get a chance to draw its main power source: a snowmobile engine.

The author's site can be found here.

Just Around the River Bend...

2005-08-08T21:46:00.000-04:00

Sometimes things don't go the way they're planned. In that case, you pick up the pieces, brush yourself off... and go white water rafting!!!

Ben was nice enough to bring Jon and I with him and his family to Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania for a camping/rafting trip. And it was a blast!

I'm not buying a better photo.

I've never been rafting before so it was new to me, but it was fairly simple to learn the methods of navigating the rapids of the Youghiogheny River. Ben's brother Pete was elected captain, shouting commands like "all forward" and "back left." If we got stuck on a rock, we move to the other side of the raft and bounce up and down. It was upwards of a four hour trip, and every bit of it was fun. Sure, it was a little tiring at parts, but when we'd stop to rest there was always a nice view to admire. We stopped midway to eat lunch that they prepared for us.

Another interesting tidbit: I didn't fall out!!! We had a crew of 6, and only 3 fell out of the raft into the rough cold waters. Ben was, of course, one of them, his cousin Chrissy and his dad following suit. I laughed like a madman, which hurt, because the vest was on so tight.

The company we rafted with was Wilderness Voyageurs.

Thank you Ben and his family for including me on the trip. I'd gladly do it again.

You Will Believe a Pat Can Fly

2005-08-05T16:15:00.000-04:00

I'm high!

Between the last update and this one, I had a birthday. I didn't really advertise that, but a few of my friends threw together something anyway. Awesome cake.

Anyway, I got a new bookshelf to replace my old one. I still haven't figured out a better way to store my comic books, but at least my other books, novels, and DVDs have an organized place to reside. I also recieved money. You can never go wrong with money. I recieved a copy of Boondock Saints, one of my favorite movies. And someone got me a flight lesson.

Driving up to Frederick Airport, I was greeted by a flight instructor (whose name escapes me at the moment) then took me to a plane, a Cessna 172 Skyhawk. After preflight checks, he guided me through taxiing to the runway, then through takeoff.

I flew the plane for about half an hour. It's very easy and I played with some G-forces for a bit, flying over Harper's Ferry close to Brunswick. Then we landed. It was fun.

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes!

I'll be going away this weekend, but I should update when I get back.

The P to the AT

2005-07-24T22:09:00.000-04:00

Cheesy Shot

I have returned from two weeks of Annual Training. It was both fun and frustrating. Our mission was to sail to Fort AP Hill and familiarize ourselves with several weapons, and then sail to Baltimore.

I tried posting an in-depth summary but Blogger deleted it, twice, so instead I'll post some pics and explain them. The pics were either taken by a disposable camera or my cell phone, so image quality will vary.

LCM-8

It had a rough start, but once we were underway things were more relaxed. While underway we swam in the bay and threw shit at eachother. It started with water balloons and ventured into eggs, fruit, and glowsticks. It was Karol's idea to bring the catapult.

Karol at the range

We stopped at Tall Timbers Marina for refueling. Alcohol was drank but it would be the last time due to an incident involving vomit, Mr. Roboto and a trip to the hospital. We were also behind schedule by a couple days due to batallion bungling and poor planning as far as AP Hill was concerned. We set up camp at AP Hill and would go to a different range each day. The first was the M-16 ranges, the next was the M249 SAW machine gun range and Mk 19 Automatic Grenade Launcher, and finally the M2 .50 Cal machine gun.

.50 Cal...I'm so badass

I personally think the .50 Cal is a glutton of a weapon, too heavy to lug around, too complicated to set up, and too prone to jams, but I love firing it. One of my .50 Cal rounds ricocheted backwards ten feet in front of the crowd. Many diapers were changed from that one in a million shot. Cowards revealed themselves as they cried back to camp, where they proceeded to nap and suck their thumbs.

Tony at LandNav

Land Navigation was fun. Venture out with your squad in the woods for four hours with your map, compass, and protractor to find four points. I've never sweat so much in recent memory, and we ran out of water, so we had to go back to camp without finding any points. It was challenging. A convoy picked us up once we got to the road.

The Convoy

After five days at AP Hill, we were back underway on the boats. We cleaned weapons and continued to throw crap at eachother. We reached Tall Timbers in 12 hours and refueled. However, a jackass sergeant managed to bungle it up, spilling gallons of fuel into the water at a CIVILIAN facility. We looked like turds and I've never felt so bad as a representative of the Army.

The M249 SAW... hehe

Then we went back to Ft. Belvoir where I had a chance to get some new reading material since I finished the two Star Trek: Voyager novels I brought with me. Sean and another soldier whose name I can't remember how to spell held a small light rave. I provided the techno music.

RAVE!

The mission to Baltimore was cancelled, so we went to a crabhouse instead, and managed to look impressive in front of the civilians for a change. Crabs were delicious.

Lawrence and Me at the Crabhouse

We got back to Ft. Belvoir late but I got some good sleep. Next day we cleaned up and went home, but we came back the next day for family day. And today, the last day of AT, was a PT test that ended up being a diagnostic. Y'see, for the 2 mile run, we usually run on a track for accuracy. Today we ran on a road, with the distance measured out using one of those wheely things. But it was measured at 5820 feet, not 5280 feet, adding over a minute to everyone's time. Oops.

That was pretty much it. It was good to step away from the norm for a while, but it's good to be back. I got to drive the boats, fire off a butt-load of ammo, flirt with a russian chick, and almost kill someone.

Not bad, not bad at all. Thanks to Karol, Lawrence, Tony, Sean, Miguel, Lord, Lana, and the rest of you who don't suck, for helping me make the best of it.

The Other Patrick

2005-07-06T13:24:00.000-04:00

Ever heard of Orkut? It's a community connecting friend service thing that I never use. Occasionally I recieve an e-mail telling me someone posted something in my scrapbook, or someone adds me to their friend list. I got one today.

A pleasant sounding fellow from Brazil has me mistaken for someone else: A member of the band Fall Out Boy.

Not me.

You see, one of those dudes has the same first and last name as me. Here's what the guy from Brazil had to say about "me" :

"hi,you the patrick of the band fall out boy?.. pleasure I am douglas am of the brasil.... did I adore his/her band... did he/she want to ask for you to order some cd of his/her band for selling in the brasil.. does he/she answer for min... hugs"

It's funny. It's not meant for me really, but I'm still flattered. Someday I'll check out the band.

Because You Demanded It!

2005-06-18T00:09:00.000-04:00

The people have spoken. I talked to Drew about the overwhelming demand for the crappy movie to be posted, and he said, "Post it."

So I am.

Car...keys..!!!

The movie can be found here.

Tell me what you think of this travesty after you watch it, because I'm very curious what others think of it. Feel free to laugh, cry, or mess yourselves if necessary.

I'll be on vacation at Sea Isle City for a week, so I'll catch you all later. If you really have a need to talk to me, call me on my cell.

Peace.

Batman Begins

2005-06-13T23:50:00.000-04:00

As promised, here is the Pat-exclusive review of Batman Begins, since I saw it before any of you.

I admit that I am a bit biased. Though Superman is my favorite hero, Batman is a close second. If it weren't for Batman, I wouldn't be interested in comics today. So as I move through the tight security, being wanded (is that a word?), as well as sacrificing my camera phone to the theater, I was all smiles in my anticipation for this movie. After I sat down the HFS guys were handing out free stuff to those in the audience who were picked to answer ridiculously easy Batman trivia. Then the lights dimmed as the trailer for Dukes of Hazard played. After wiping my eyes from gawking at Jessica Simpson in a bikini, the movie began.

I honestly can't think of anything bad to say about this film. It is an origin story, and those can be boring. Especially due to the fact that a lot of people know the origin of Batman already. But the way that director Christopher Nolan decides to present it is nothing short of brilliant. It's not directly chronological, as Bruce Wayne's childhood and the death of his parents, and how he first decides to deal with it, is presented in flashback. I couldn't help but notice a few similarities with one of Nolan's other films, Memento, in the way he manages to integrate these scenes. We see how Bruce arrives at the position he's in at the beginning of the film, later on. It's great to see a director who usually directs smaller films step up to the plate and handle the reigns of a big-budget film beautifully.

The story is great, and it's hard to believe that it was written by the same guy who wrote (and directed) Blade Trinity. We get the backstory and the character moments that the film should focus on. My favorite character interaction were those between Alfred and Bruce. Alfred has always been a crucial role in Batman's life, and I'm glad they didn't ignore that, but build on it. Most importantly, we see the reason why Batman must exist. He's a symbol of hope for the good people in a corrupt world.

The action is exciting. In the fight scenes, you can see how Batman works, not taking all the enemies head on but working in the shadows, making enemies disappear, living up to the urban legend he's supposed to be. The new Batmobile is a thrill to watch, and I'm glad they tried something more typical than a superslick sports car type we always see in other incarnations. Also, everything is kept within a realistic setting. Nothing too sci-fi or gimmicky is in this movie.

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne

As for the acting, it's top notch. Sorry Keaton fans, but Christian Bale IS Batman. He handles all four aspects of Bruce Wayne's personality wonderfully. He plays Bruce Wayne as the vengeful guilt-filled son, the billionaire playboy, the smart businessman, and of course, Batman. He nails it. Michael Caine portrays Alfred as the tough yet lovable butler we've come to know in the movies and comics, but with his own unique twist. Katie Holmes is always a pleasure to look at, and it's great that she isn't your typical damsel in distress. Her acting is pretty good too. I was pleasantly surprised to see Morgan Freeman's role more elevated than that of the comics. His Lucius Fox character is witty, smart, and likeable. In the inevitable sequel, I hope to see more of him. Because you all know how much I love Morgan Freeman.

The music is just plain awesome. The score picks up as the movie gets more intense, and almost had me jumping in my seat. The sound is handled well too, especially with the bats.

Bottom line, this is the best live action Batman movie ever made. Walking out of the theater I had the greatest feeling, because Batman was finally respectable in the movies again. The reimagining of the franchise was indeed neccesary, and it couldn't have been done any better.

10 out of 10.

Batman Begins Tonight!

2005-06-13T13:09:00.000-04:00

WHFS was doing a promotion this weekend where the 20th caller at the right time wins tickets to the premiere of Batman Begins at Arundel Mills. Yesterday at work I was joking with Kelli that I may need off Monday night if I win the tickets after work. She laughed and asked, "Are you gonna try to win them?" I said, "Well I get off at 10 and they've been giving away a pair every hour, so I'll only have two more chances to win them."

On my way home from work last night, I was listening to 105.7 WHFS in the McDonald's drive thru. Thinking "What the heck?" I call in when the red Bat phone rings on the radio. I try once and the line was busy. I try again and it rings, and the DJ picks it up. "Am I the 20th caller?" I ask. "Yes you are." he answers. "SWEET!" I exclaim. I pull out of the drive thru before I can order and park, so I can concentrate.

Christian Bale as Batman

So I've won the tickets and I'm seeing Batman Begins tonight. Radio contest virgin no more!!!

But I was still on the schedule for Monday. I rush back to work and explain to the manager on duty that I need off. I call Kelli on her cell phone and I asked, "Remember what we were joking about earlier? I need a favor." She agreed to work for me so I can be happy. Thanks Kelli!

Expect a review of the film after I get back. WOOT!

Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb

2005-06-12T23:17:00.000-04:00

I dropped the ball. Not only with updates to this site (sorry loyal visitors!) but also in my film career.

My final movie project was to be a tour de force of everything I've learned in video class, in the form of a movie trailer. "I'll put my friends in it!" I said. "I'll use the MGS3 score!" I said. "It's gonna be awesome!" I said.

But alas, I was an idiot and messed up the dates. I thought it was due on a Monday, so I'd have an entire weekend to edit it together. So naturally I procrastinate on filming. In actuality, it was due the Friday before, because there are no more classes. !@#%!

So I rush it. I film mostly in one day with only two of my friends and some footage a shot the weekend earlier in Virginia. When all is said and done, I only have 4 hours to edit the movie together.

I know kung fu.

As you can imagine, it was crap. Scenes aren't cut as smootly as they should be. Having only three and a half actors and myself to fill an entire trailer is very limiting, unless you know how to do it, which I don't. There were no special effects or techniques used, just shot after shot with maybe some words thrown in for dramatic purposes. The fight scenes were staged horribly, because I don't know how to fight.

I also didn't have enough footage to fill the awesome music, forcing me to reuse the same shot two or three times. There's one part where I'm struggling to open my car door with my keys, which was only supposed to be a quick one second shot. But it ended up taking 10. Which made me look inept enough to be defeated by a car door that I have the key to.

Oh, one last thing. I CAN'T ACT. "They know...where I live." "My bank account's gone.." "WHY...are they doing this?!?" I've never seen myself look so ridiculous.

However, despite all this, I got an A. Probably because the instructor thought it was intentionally cheesy.

I do want to thank Drew, Cori, and Tony for their help. Especially Tony, whose voice acting is superb.

There's little chance I'm going to put the movie up on the site, unless there's high demand for it. And I mean high.

Project #5 Video

2005-05-16T15:59:00.000-04:00

I found a way to post video for free, so I'm sharing my latest video project with my humble visitors.

Game on

The video can be accessed by clicking here. Enjoy!

Thanks to Mike for linking me the idea, to Drew for being my partner in crime, and thanks to MGS2 for the music.

Need to Get Frostie

2005-05-13T23:51:00.000-04:00

It's been a while.

Last weekend I went frisbee golfing with Malcolm and Mandie. It was a perfect day for such an event with the perfect temperature and the sun shining. But other than that last weekend wasn't that great for me. I don't know, I just didn't feel like myself. My head was hurting and thinking was hard. Even attempts to organize plans with my friends seemed like a mundane and daunting task. I felt like I was annoying and whiny. Who can tolerate that?

AND I MISSED FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!

I feel like I betrayed my hobby. I was so flustered from work and was excited to go out with my friends that I completely forgot that FCBD was Saturday. I'm a complete idiot. I swear.

Codename: Parallax

However, Mike just told me that Wendy's is giving away free Frosties all weekend. I couldn't believe it so I went to their website to confirm it. Way I see it, because that finger in the chili scandal that ended up being a complete hoax made by a stupid bitch hack who tried to get money for nothing cost Wendy's millions of dollars in lost business and customers, and wants to get them back. I applaud their efforts, and I hope it succeeds for them. And I hope that petty excuse of a woman rots in prison for eons.

Hmm. I'm not being too kind with the ladies lately.

Anyway, I may have missed Free Comic Book Day, but I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna miss Free Frostie Weekend!

Runaway Pride

2005-05-04T20:18:00.000-04:00

Ha!

By now you all heard about this one. The bride-to-be who was kidnapped days before her wedding, ended up in New Mexico, only to admit during questioning that she lied to everyone to cover up the fact that she ran away.

I found out about this during drill on Saturday. Eating in the chow hall, CNN was on the televisions and the headline on the bottom of the screen was:

MISSING BRIDE FOUND: COLD FEET

The table I was sitting at had a good laugh, because the story was just silly. But the thing is, CNN stayed on that topic and only that topic for the entire 45 minutes I was in the chow hall! I'm sorry, but isn't that a bit much? Isn't there more important things going on than the story of this idiotic whore? CNN even brought in experts and crap to talk about this absurd story.

Now a small part of me understands if she was afraid of commitment and wanted to get away. Marriage is a big step and some aren't ready for that. But to flat out lie about it, making up things to cover your own cowardice, is just pathetic. Stupid bitch.

Even more stupid is the guy who still wants to marry her. What a tool. Okay, sure he may love the sprinting slut, but love shouldn't be confused with reason. That brings about mistakes that will be regretted later. At least sign a pre-nup, dude.

AND WHAT'S WITH THAT GOD-AWFUL PICTURE?!? In every one of the pictures available, except the ones with a blanket over her head, she's got those hideous google eyes. I even called into a radio show, Out to Lunch on Live 105.7, to talk about it on air.

Handsome fellow...

In other news, I finished yet another video project, this one dealing with my doppleganger. Props to Drew for the idea.

Swinging My Google

2005-04-27T00:57:00.000-04:00

Yess!! Remember my efforts to allow my blog to appear when searched with a search engine? Well tonight I fiddled with Google and found that if you type SuperPatQuest or Super Pat Quest, my blog will appear in the search results!

Sure, it's no asshole painter, but it's better than nothing! I also like the description of my blog that's given on Globe of Blogs:

"The blog of a regular dork in Maryland. Viewer Discretion and Spell Check Advised."

I also added links to other blogs that I read to the right. I'm thinking of adding links to some websites I regularly visit as well.

Things are looking up for this site! Gotta love it.

Fixed Comments

2005-04-25T23:53:00.000-04:00

I finally fixed the comments. Now you don't have to click twice to post a comment. Now it's a pop-up that appears instantly. I figured maybe that's why more people don't post comments on this bleeding thing.

Superman Revealed

2005-04-22T23:51:00.000-04:00

This has been all over the internet today, and as a true Superman fan I couldn't neglect it from my site. Here is the new Superman costume for the upcoming movie, Superman Returns.

Brandon Routh as Superman

I'll be honest, at first I didn't like it that much, with the darker reds and smaller S shield, but I've warmed up to it. Now I have to figure out how to get one of my own.

Playing the Movie Review Card

2005-04-22T00:15:00.000-04:00

Okay, I haven't had much to say lately, so I apologize for keeping all of you in the dark for so long. I've been busy as all Hell. Also...nothing is happening.

Sure, it's a sad time for pedophiles, with the Michael Jackson trial still going on and the death of the Pope, and people seem to care more about the beating of a cop-killer than the fact that he killed a cop, but those topics have been beaten to death and I'm not about to join the rampage, so to speak.

So instead I'd thought I'd review a movie. No, it's not out in theaters and I haven't seen the movies I want to see in the theaters yet. This one is straight to video and stars Steven Seagal. A little treasure* called Into the Sun.

I can't believe it's him either.

It's about a political assassination in Japan committed by the Yakuza, and former special agent Seagal is called in to deal with it. Probably because he speaks Japanese. He's teamed with a rookie agent, who is stationed in Japan but for some reason doesn't speak Japanese. Turns out a branch of the Yakuza is teaming up with the Chinese gangs and killing older loyal Yakuza in order to take over Japan, then from there to the U.S. There's not much to the plot. But I didn't expect much of one to begin with.

Aside from the plot, there's a lot of other problems I had with this movie. First, Seagal spends most of his time talking to people. Yeah okay people talk in movies but this is extra annoying. Because while Seagal is speaking in English most of the time, the people he's talking to are speaking Japanese. It goes back and fourth from English to Japanese for about 5 minutes in most cases. The mix of languages and subtitles is horribly jarring and doesn't flow at all. You'll wonder why Seagal doesn't just...kick someone already.

Second, There are no likeable characters, except one. The characters come off as cardboard cutouts you couldn't care less about, and act very poorly. These include the gruff CIA boss, the love interest, the vengeful son, the loyal daughter that came out of nowhere, and of course, Seagal himself. Seagal's character comes off as a jerk. A BIG JERK. Who only wants to get some ass. The one likeable character, the rookie agent, gets killed about halfway through the movie because of Seagal's JERK-ness.

Third, barely any nudity. Remember Under Siege? The cake scene? Awesome. This movie? A naked chick swimming in a fish tank in the background. That's it. What a bummer.

Finally, and this is the worst part of the movie, the fight scenes. Or lack thereof. Look, the reason you watch a Steven Seagal movie is for the fight scenes, plain and simple. You don't watch it for the drama, or the acting. You watch it for the action. And there is little in this movie. The bad guys get most of the scenes and they're not good. I only remember three fight scenes with Seagal himself in them, when he wasn't blabbing his damn mouth, and even they weren't very good. Seagal himself has slowed down to a crawl. Sure, it gives the illusion of quickness with fast cuts and obscure camera angles, but it all looks sloppy. You sit through several minutes of crap before you get to a fight scene, then you sit through half the movie until you finally get to the next fight scene, which happens to be the last in the film. And what's with the obviously fake blood?!? Last time I checked, blood was red and liquidy, not pink and chunky. The scenes tried too hard to be ultra violent when they knew they couldn't pull it off anyway.

Bottom Line: A Seagal movie that doesn't deliver what you should see in a Seagal movie. A menagerie of bad acting by Japanese-speaking jerks in an explosion of fake blood.

That turned out longer than I expected it to. I wish I spent that much time on something worth talking about. Goddammit.

*By "treasure" I mean "piece of crap."

I Like to Bowl It Bowl It.

2005-04-11T21:31:00.000-04:00

Thanks to Malcolm having been born last week 23 years ago, I finally got to go bowling again. I told a lot of people I was very inconsistent when it comes to bowling. Sometimes I'm good, other times I blow. True to nature, my first few frames totaled about 14. Then I had a bowling catharsis and started kicking butt.

Score!

Those are the scores midway through the second game. Guess which one is mine. For those first few frames of the first game Mike called me Senor Zero. Needless to say he adopted the name for himself after my rebirth of skill.

I gave Malcolm an issue of DC's Countdown to Infinite Crisis, the 80 page comic book written by three of DC's best writers and illustrated by five talented artists, and it only cost a dollar. It's a good self-contained story, and a great marketing strategy. 80 pages for only a dollar? Let's face it, you can't beat that value. Which means DC readers and non-DC readers alike will pick it up, and perhaps buy other DC books. It remains to be seen if Malcolm liked it or not. Comments!!

Justice Bowling League

Also while at the bowling alley, I had my first taste of a genuine Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine. I wasn't planning on doing such a thing, so I wasn't prepared for it. I wore my Timberlands to the alley, and because the machine strongly recommends shoes to play, I had to make do. Playing 3 songs at a standard level with clodhoppers on your feet is QUITE the workout. Plus, you really have to stomp on the pads for them to notice you. And the freezes, where you have to keep your foot on that pad for a certain amount of time, were tough because...well...I'm not heavy enough. After 3 songs, my legs and feet were feeling the pain. Nevertheless, it was fun, and it was great to draw a crowd. That's right, Mike and I drew a crowd. They gasped in awe and Mike and I stomped it to the beat for three consecutive songs, and it would probably be considered the first time I ever drew a crowd.

In other news, I completed another video project. This time I had to interview three students about HCC. I thought it was going to be boring, but it turned out to be a lot of fun. What's annoying though is the fact that I was the only student in the class who completed the project. It was due today, and almost everyone else had some lame-ass excuse as to why their project wasn't complete. Out of about 10 students, only two projects were presented to the class. If I were the instructor, I'd be flustered...just like chicken with honey mustard.

I'd really like to be able to post movies on the internet. If anyone can help me with that please let me know.

Thank you again Mandie for the pics. They're awesome!

Later peeps. And for cripes sake leave some comments.

SuperPat Returns!

2005-04-04T23:46:00.000-04:00

Just because.

Miss me? Didn't think so. Spring break is over and I still have a lot of crap to do. I never did get to improve my action figure, because of more important matters I had to attend to. I didn't get as far along as I wanted to on the other projects I worked on either. Not a very productive spring break, not at all. However I did get to hang with my little brother a lot. I love the little bugger.

Spring break was a combination of work, little bro-time, non-work related work, and maybe a little bit of outage. I was able to hang with people I don't usually hang out with, which was fun. But I didn't get to chill with the friends I usually do, which was disappointing.

The break ended with drill on the weekend. I swear one day I'll be able to keep the goatee or beard or whatever I happen to grow during the month. It was okay. A while back I mentioned how some people don't have the drive to work at drill. This weekend I noticed it again, and it seemed to be based on the squads.

My squad leader doesn't want his squad to sit around and do nothing; he wanted us employed. The entire squad agreed with him and he gave us legit, productive things to do. Another squad leader, Kevin (I've mentioned him before) also kept his squad busy for the same reasons, to be productive and useful. Meanwhile, the other squads were doing barely anything, just sitting around. I could tell immediately that the amount of work done by a squad heavily relies on the squad leader. If the squad leader doesn't want to do anything, or doesn't encourage productivity, the squad will do nothing. An assessment at the end of the work day also displays this. The two squads that worked had something to contribute, while the two that didn't work...well...didn't.

Just an observation, and I thank Sgt. Lloyd and Sgt. Kevin (remember him?) for the good leadership.

Also, to those who noticed, I haven't been online to chat lately. With all the crap I'm up to, I figured what's the point of having my away message up all day. So I just don't sign on. I'm not being antisocial. I swear.

Peace out.