Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Death of a Dream



Unless you were living under a boulder these past couple of days, no doubt you have heard:

Captain America is dead.

It took me completly by surprise. It was just a regular Wednesday morning. I arrived at the store after picking up the week's comics. After I lugged in the 50 pounds of funny books, I opened the boxes and started to sort them by title. I came across Captain America #25, noticing it came with two different covers. One was an iconic image drawn by Ed McGuinness, known more for his Superman work. The other, an image of Cap's hand in handcuffs, with blood splattered around the newspaper-background. I thought nothing of it, and continued sorting, moving on to Detective Comics and Fantastic Four. As I was sorting my boss comes out of the back room and says, "So they killed Captain America?" I'm like, ".....what?" He then goes on to say that he read it on Yahoo. My curiosity piqued, I pick up a copy of Captain America and glance through it.

Damn.

Sure, I may be a comic book guy, but this took me COMPLETELY by surprise. They certainly did a good job of keeping it a secret. So naturally I didn't order nearly enough issues of Captain America #25. I checked Yahoo News to confirm it for myself, it was their top story. I check CNN.com, front page. I'm like, "Okay, this is getting national attention." I call Diamond Comic Distributors to order more copies, and sure enough, they were sold out. Soon after that, people stopped by looking for the issue. I quickly sold all our issues, and had to explain to young kids and old ladies that we were sold out. People started calling the store looking for it.

I even had one lady call me and ask, "Do you have the latest issue of Captain Marvel?"
I'm like, "Captain Marvel?"
She says, "The one that came out today where he dies."
I blew a gasket in my mind. The nerdy comic book guy inside me wanted to blurt out in my snarkiest voice, "ACTUALLY, Captain Marvel died in the early 80's of cancer. And that's Marvel's original Captain Marvel, not his son who later called himself Captain Marvel. Then there's DC Comic's Captain Marvel, who is still alive, but his book goes by the name of 'Shazam' to avoid legal problems. So I assume you mean Captain America."
But I just said, "No. We sold out."

Later in the day I checked eBay and found the issue going for anywhere from $9.99 to $99.99. And I sold it for $3.99. Bummer.

Not ordering enough copies of Captain America #25 is probably my biggest failure as a comic book guy so far. But really, it took us all by surprise, how was I to know Marvel had the guts to kill Cap? He makes guest appearances in just about every book, whether it's punching Wolverine in the jaw or helping Ghost Rider fight...whoever Ghost Rider fights. He's a Marvel staple.

Anyway, that's the story of the work day. But what does it mean? Specifically, what does it mean to me?

Killing off Captain America is huge. Most people will compare it to the death of Superman in 1993. But it's not like that at all. Sure, Superman is an icon, but he's not America personified. He has morals and was raised with American ideals, but he doesn't necessarily represent America. Cap did. He wore the red white and blue. He wore the stars and stripes. He had an "A" on his head and saluted the American flag every chance he got. His surname is "America!" To kill off the living embodiment of America is a BIG deal. It's like killing Uncle Sam.

Marvel just finished off a big event called "Civil War" about 3 weeks ago. In the mini-series, when a Superhuman Registration Act is passed into federal law after a 9-11 like disaster, requiring all superhumans to register their identities to the government, the heroes of the Marvel Universe take sides, supporting or opposing the law. Cap disagrees with it, Iron Man enforces it. Various heroes support either Cap or Iron Man, and they end up fighting each other. It was an allegory to Personal Freedoms vs. National Security, right to privacy, the Patriot Act, and other such hot button political issues. Throughout the series, Spider-Man publicly unmasked himself, a clone Thor killed a superhero in cold blood and the Punisher...uh...kills bad guys. But it ultimately ended up with Captain America giving himself up after he sees the destruction that the fight between the heroes causes. I thought that if Cap was going to die, it would be in the big event that has been getting all the mainstream attention anyway. So when he didn't die, and was arrested instead, I thought, "okay."

Who would've thought he'd die 3 weeks AFTER the big event? I guess it makes sense for him to die in his own book, but still. I didn't think they would do it. That's why I was so surprised. I mean, he's not Marvel's most popular hero, but he's Captain America!! He doesn't have a movie franchise, or a TV show. But he's still a household name, usually used to describe someone uptight and patriotic.

It's also interesting how he died. He didn't die in a massive brawl with a supervillian, like Superman did. He didn't die in his lover's arms, like Superman did. He got shot by a sniper. He died off panel, bleeding out. We see his dead body under a white sheet, with the blank stare of an exposed eye staring back at us. Steve Rogers, Captain America, was assassinated in front of the courthouse, being put on trial for his crimes.



What does that say about America? The current state of America? Do the morals of the greatest generation no longer apply in the modern world? Has the United States lost it's way? There are many questions as to what this may imply. Looking at the current state of the country, it's hard not to ask these questions. Whether we want to admit it or not, America is in a state of disarray. The country has its problems, and we are coming dangerously close to losing that which makes us Americans.

If anything good comes out of the death of Captain America, it's that it will make people step back and think about the implications of his death, and making people aware of the way things are right now, instead of who Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy is or why Britney Spears is doing her best Captain Picard impression.

Will Captain America come back? I have no doubt. But it won't be the same Captain America. It won't be Steve Rogers. Someone else will wear the costume and take up the mantle. But I don't see that happening anytime soon.

When reading an article about Cap on Yahoo News, I found a quote from Captain America's co-creator Joe Simon. He said, "We really need him now."

I couldn't agree more. Steve Rogers, you'll be missed.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

A Comic...Trailer?

I found this online and thought it'd be nice to post it here. As part of my...errr...apology to Joss Whedon.




Marvel has been doing this thing lately, and I must say, it's very cool. And of course, if any of you are curious about it, you can ask me. Since I'm a comic book guy.

Monday, January 15, 2007

The Quest Shall Go On!



Some of you probably think I don't have anything to write about anymore. That is NOT the case. This blog will not end. The Quest shall continue until I deem it unneccesary. Or until I greatly offend someone with my not-so-quick-witted remarks and horrendous grammar. In that case I shall create a new blog under a new pseudonym such as "Chappy McStik" with a title like "Stik It to Ya, Chaps!" But until then....ON WITH THE QUEST!

This particuular entry is a long overdue and probably drawn out rambling. A rambling of whatever's on my mind. Bear with me, like a grizzly.

The Nintendo Wii. What can I say about it that most of you haven't already heard? Innovative motion-sensing control? Easy to play? Fun as a night out with a panty-less Britney Spears...pre-K-Fed? You've heard it all. You can hardly find one in the stores, almost a month after the holidays, and they're still going on E-Bay for about $100 over retail. But disregarding all of that, just take my word for it: It's just damn fun. You owe it to yourself to at least give it a try.

The Playstation 3 however... Right now, it hardly seems worth the money. I bought one when it came out, intending to sell it before the holidays. Yeah, I was one of those people. Long story short it didn't happen. So I returned it to the store I bought it from...and it was the tenth one they had in stock. Maybe when more games come out for the PS3 it will gain some value with gamers but when you have a Wii for less than half the price and an XBox 360 for a more reasonable price, and you could get BOTH of these systems for around the same amount of money as one PS3, why bother? Not to mention the state of denial Sony seems to be in, with bogus press releases and taking credit for "innovative" control. It's only my opinion but, Damn Sony, you dropped the ball.


The Ravens are out of the playoffs. I don't really care but I was thinking, what is everybody going to do with all that paraphenalea they bought? Do they keep it up regardless to show their team spirit? Or do they take it down with a hung head so they don't look like losers when they drive down the highway with two or more Ravens flags, a Ravens bumper sticker, one of those window clings that have a too-small-to-look-real football protruding through "shattered" glass, and a Ravens antenna topper?

Oh, and several months ago I went on a tirade about Joss Whedon. I even went so far as to name the title of that entry "Joss Whedon Sucks" or something like that, for his treatment of my favorite comic book character, Cyclops. (Hey, you think you could get away without at least ONE Cyclops reference?) Well, allow me to stick my foot firmly in MY mouth, because he fooled me. I fell into his trap, bringing Cyclops down only to bring him back up again, and stronger than ever. Ironically, I now think Joss Whedon is one of the few writers who actually "gets" Cyclops. Who would've thought, that by taking away his powers, that he'd become a stronger, more focused character? So, I'm sorry Mr. Whedon. I judged you prematurely.





That reminds me, in an upcoming post I have another action figure to show off.

I'm getting tired of Doritos. Ever since they got rid of Salsa flavor and changed the flavor of the Nacho Cheese, I'm finding it harder and harder to eat them. And they're so freaking messy. Not to mention the aftertaste. I've got a chip on my shoulder. OMFG a pun! In a blog!

I realize I gotta stop making so many stupid puns. They're not funny. I don't know why people laugh at my puns. I think they're just humoring me. "Oh look at the silly nerd who thinks he's funny ha ha what a joke." It's beginning to define my personality, and I don't want that.

Sending more troops to Iraq? Will that really help solve the problem?

Am I the only one who thinks X-Men: The Last Stand sucked?

And airline food...what's up with that?

OOOOkay that's enough ranting for now. Welcome back.

P.S. Spell Check isn't working right and I don't have the initiative to check it myself. Bollocks.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Happy Holid...wha??

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I gotta say I'm not ready for an update right now. I'm preparing one but it'll be later. The reason I'm writing something now is because I realized my AIM profile mentions the title of my LAST update, which was Halloween. How dated is that? Geez.

Anyway, have a great holiday and expect a proper update soon. In the meantime, enjoy the video above. I sure did.